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My colleagues fall for it, but I'd
Be damned if I'd use nation-wide.
It gets my goat, and more beside,
That phrase atrocious, nation-wide.
Abomination double-dyed,
Away, outrageous "nation-wide"!
* * *
Speaking of local color, B. Humphries Brown and Bonnie Blue were wedded
in Indianapolis.
* * *
Married, in Evansville, Ind., Ellis Shears and Golden Lamb. Something
might be added about wool-gathering.
* * *
Embarrassed by the riches of modern literature at our elbow, we took
refuge in Jane Austen, and re-read "Mansfield Park," marvelling again at
its freshness. They who hold that Mark Twain was not a humorist, or that
he was at best an incomplete humorist, have an argument in his lack of
appreciation of Jane Austen.
* * *
One of the most delightful things about the author of "Mansfield Park"
that we have seen lately is an extract from "Personal Aspects of Jane
Austen," by Miss Austen-Leigh. "Each of the novels," she says, "gives a
description, closely interwoven with the story and concerned with its
principal characters, of error committed, conviction following, and
improvement effected, all of which may be summed up in the word
'Repentance.'"
* * *
Almost as good is Miss Austen-Leigh's contradiction of the statement
that sermons wearied Jane. She quotes the author's own words: "I am
very fond of Sherlock's Sermons, and prefer them to almost any." What a
lot of amusement she must have had, shooting relatives and friends
through the hat!
* * *
Was there ever a character more delightfully detestable than Mrs.
Norris? Was there ever another character presented, so alive and
breathing, in so few pen strokes? Jane Austen had no need of
psychoanalysis.
* * *
As for William Lyons Phelps' remark, which a contrib has quoted, that
"too much modern fiction is concerned with unpleasant characters whom
one would not care to have as friends," how would you like to spend a
week-end with the characters in "The Mayor of Casterbridge"? With the
exception of the lady in "Two on a Tower," and one or two others, Mr.
Hardy's characters are not the sort that one would care to be cast away
with; yet will we sit the night out, book in hand, to follow their
sordid fortunes.
* * *
"What I want to know is," writes Fritillaria, "whether you think Jane
Austen drew Edmund and Fanny for models, or knew them for the
unconscionable prigs they are. I am collecting votes." Well, we think
that Jane knew they were prigs, but nevertheless had, like ourself, a
warm affection for Fanny. Fanny Price, Elizabeth Bennet, and Anne (we
forget her last name) are three of the dearest girls in fiction.
* * *
We are reminded by F. B. T. that the last name of the heroine of
"Persuasion" was Elliott. Anne is our favorite heroine--except when we
think of Clara Middleton.
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