The sociable ghost : $b Being the adventures of a reporter who was invited by the sociable ghost to a grand banquet, ball, and convention under the ground of old Trinity churchyard. A true tale of the things he saw and did not see while he was not there. — John Shaqi
The sociable ghost : $b Being the adventures of a reporter who was invited by the sociable ghost to a grand banquet, ball, and convention under the ground of old Trinity churchyard. A true tale of the things he saw and did not see while he was not there.Harper, Olive
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The sociable ghost : $b Being the adventures of a reporter who was invited by the sociable ghost to a grand banquet, ball, and convention under the ground of old Trinity churchyard. A true tale of the things he saw and did not see while he was not there.
Harper, Olive
American fiction -- 20th century; Ghost stories
“No: but I have been requested to see that nobody of questionable
antecedents is admitted, as it is intended for the best class—I hope you
will go quietly. There are ladies present and I do not wish to proceed
to extreme measures. Otherwise I shall be obliged to put you out.”
“Did you say that to me?” asked Edwards with ominous politeness. “For,
if you did, I have this to reply. I am not in the habit of taking orders
from anyone. But, if you still desire to try, I advise your friends to
bring a basket. For, if you lay a hand on me there won't be a bone of
you left big enough to make a toothpick of. Now, run along, little man
and don't bother me. I am at the service of these ladies, and don’t you
forget it.”
Saying this the big ghost of Edwards turned his back on the pompous
little man, giving his undivided attention to the ladies who had asked
him to teach them the noble and elevating game of poker. After one more
comprehensive glance at the massive proportions of the man before him,
the leader concluded that discretion was the better part of valor. He
scarcely saw how he could back down from the position he had taken
without a loss of dignity. His distress was so evident that the
newspaper man felt really sorry for him. He knew that this man held a
high position in the esteem of the ghosts and wished to help him. So he
came to his rescue in this way:
“I do not think he will do much harm, and if a sort of private watch is
kept on him, why, then, if he does anything offensive to good taste it
will be time to act. If you are willing I will stay here and if anything
is wrong I can report to you. What do you think?”
“So well of it that I will at once retire to the smoking room at the
right of the entrance, and there you will find me if anything
objectionable occurs.”
Saying this the little great man went out and the reporter prepared
himself to be amused beyond anything he had ever felt. He even expected
to get more fun out of the affair than Edwards himself.
There were six lady ghosts, and they crowded around the big gambler
endeavoring to console him for the unpleasantness that had just
occurred. All, with one accord agreed that the society leader would do
well to mind his own business. He was well enough to plan the banquet
and get up the decorations but when he undertook to spy on them and
dictate what they should do, they wanted him to understand that they
were not of the wonderful 400 and didn’t want to be. They thought
themselves too good, so there!
The six ladies then took seats at one of the tables.
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