The sociable ghost : $b Being the adventures of a reporter who was invited by the sociable ghost to a grand banquet, ball, and convention under the ground of old Trinity churchyard. A true tale of the things he saw and did not see while he was not there. — John Shaqi
The sociable ghost : $b Being the adventures of a reporter who was invited by the sociable ghost to a grand banquet, ball, and convention under the ground of old Trinity churchyard. A true tale of the things he saw and did not see while he was not there.Harper, Olive
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The sociable ghost : $b Being the adventures of a reporter who was invited by the sociable ghost to a grand banquet, ball, and convention under the ground of old Trinity churchyard. A true tale of the things he saw and did not see while he was not there.
Harper, Olive
American fiction -- 20th century; Ghost stories
Here the ghost fell to puffing again with a vigor born of vexation and
disgust. The newspaper man now saw that there were many other forms
quite as unsubstantial as this one walking around slowly. He noticed
also that they kicked vigorously at some of the headstones as they
passed, and that they all appeared to have and show a special hatred for
some dark objects scattered among the graves. The young man could not
resist the desire to know why the other ghosts seemed to be so angry.
The ghost who was still smoking with evident pleasure, said:
“Oh, the usual thing.”
“And what is that, if I may ask?”
“Oh, just as if it is not enough to be dead and not have your passport
yet! Here come a lot of fools and stick flowers over your grave. It is
true that we do not have so much to complain of in this respect as some
of the newer cemeteries do. The most of us have been here for so long
that we have no relatives to come here and leave them, and the public
thinks it is quite honor enough to be buried here. Other cemeteries may
be forgotten or removed, but this one is as solid as the rock of
Gibraltar. It is honeycombed about as much too. And there are flowers
enough growing in their proper places without sticking more around. We
don’t care so much for sentiment as people seem to think we do. We have
learned the value of it. We have grown practical.”
The newspaper man held out his hand for the pipe to fill it again,
gently asking the ghost to tell him what this special occasion might be,
adding that he would be very grateful for anything that the ghost might
be willing to impart, as probably he would never have a better chance to
learn.
The other ghosts sauntered along, looking enviously at this one as he
sat there smoking vehemently and reflecting. It actually appeared that
the ghosts could see and that they looked at him, though in the very
nature of things they ought not to be able to see without eyes. Their
efforts to appear entirely unconcerned while the favored one sat smoking
were funny, or would have been so under any other circumstances.
The young journalist had mentally christened this as the Sociable Ghost,
and he waited silently, observing him while he did so, and pondered on
the delight of the smoker as he in time became conscious of the glances
of envy and overwhelming smoke-hunger of the other ghosts. They
evidently would have done anything for just one whiff at that pipe, but
they saw that there was nothing to hope for, and that they were
confronting another bloated monopoly. But they all ranged themselves in
line with apparent carelessness, so that the night wind should waft the
smoke toward them. They sniffed the smoke eagerly and looked as though
they would like to annihilate the smoker.
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