And when she said that Winn's father, and his grandfather, and his
uncle, and his big brother would groan awfully, which made Winn and his
mother as blue as indigo, for they knew if Toobad was not paid, the
clothes Winn's father, and grandfather, and uncle and big brother wore
would squeeze them tighter and tighter so they could not work at all,
and yet if he was paid there would not be enough money left to keep the
wolf from the door.
So finally Winn determined to go and see Toobad and try and coax him
not to be so hard on his folks. "Maybe if I offer to be his errand
boy," he said, "he'll agree to let us stop paying for a while until we
catch up with our grocery bills."
But when he got to the tailor's shop he had a very hard time to coax
Toobad into having an errand boy. "No, no," said the enchanter,
testily, "I don't need an errand boy, and even if I did need one I need
the money your family pays me much more."
"But think how stylish it is for a tailor to have an errand boy," said
Winn. "All fashionable tailors send clothes home to their customers.
They never ask customers to come after their clothes. I should think
you'd be _ashamed_ not to have an errand boy."
So, finally, after talking and talking, Toobad agreed to hire Winn as
his errand boy, and instead of giving him wages to let his family stop
paying for their clothes for a few weeks.
"But remember this," said the tailor, "you are not to tell any one
about the arrangement, because if you do all my customers will want to
stop paying until they get caught up on their grocery bills."
So Winn promised to keep the matter secret and the next morning started
in on his duties.
Now it happened that one of the first persons he delivered clothes
to was a second cousin of his mother's aunt. This second cousin had
not heard of the trouble in Winn's family because Winn's father, and
grandfather, and uncle, and big brother had been afraid to tell any
one what Toobad had done to them for fear their clothes would squeeze
them worse than ever. So when Winn delivered his mother's aunt's second
cousin's clothes he did not know whether to warn him about putting them
on or not. And while he was trying to make up his mind about it, his
mother's aunt's second cousin went into another room to get the money
to pay for the clothes, and when he came out he had the clothes on.
"Gee whiz," he said proudly, "don't they fit me grand?"
"Maybe they do," said Winn, "but I was just going to tell you not to
put them on, because now you can't get them off, and you've got to keep
on paying for them forever and forever."
"What!" yelled his mother's aunt's second cousin.
And then with another yell he began tearing at the clothes with all
his might, trying to get them off, but of course it was no use for
although he almost turned himself inside out, they stuck to him like
sticking plaster.
[Illustration: He began tearing at his clothes with all his might]
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