"I arned m' dollars, Mr. Pence, es an honest man should, by sweatin' on
th' high an' narrer seas these forty year'. Ran away fro' m' father, es
wos a cobbler," added Huxham, addressing the landscape once more, "when
I wos ten year old, an' a hop-me-thumb et thet, es y' could hev squeezed
int' a pint pot. Cabin boy, A.B., mate, fust an' second, and a skipper
by m' own determination t' git top-hole. Likewise hard tack, cold
quarters, kickin's an' brimstone langwidge es would hev made thet hair
of yours curl tremenjous, Mr. Pence. I made 'nough when fifty an' more,
t' buy this here farm, an' this here house, th' roof of which I've
walked quarter-deck fashion, es y' see, these ten years--me bein' sixty
odd, so t' speak. Waitin' now fur a hail t' jine th' angels, an' Mrs.
Arabeller Huxham, who is a flier with a halo, an' expectin' me aloft, es
she remarked frequent when chokin' in her engine pipes. Asthma et wos,"
finished the widower, spitting out some tobacco juice, "es settled her
hash."
This astonishing speech, delivered with slow gruffness, did not startle
Silas, as he had known Captain Huxham for at least five years, and had
before remarked upon his eccentric way of talking. "Very interesting;
very commendable," he murmured, and returned to the object of his visit.
"And your daughter, sir?"
"Y' shell hev her, an' hev this here," the captain waved his hand to the
four points of the compass, "when I jine the late Mrs. Arabeller Huxham,
ef y'--ef y'--thet is----" he halted dubiously.
"If what?" demanded Pence, unsuspiciously.
"Ef y' chuck thet Lister int' one of them water-ways," said Huxham.
"What?" cried the preacher, considerably startled.
"I want him dead," growled Huxham gruffly, "drown dead an' buried."
Perhaps his sojourn in distant lands on the fringes of the empire had
familiarised the captain with sudden death and murder, for he made this
amazing proposition in a calm and cheerful voice. But the minister was
not so steeled to horrors.
"What?" he repeated in a shaking voice and with dilated eyes.
"All fur you," murmured the tempter persuasively, "every blamed acre of
et, t' say nothing of Bella es is a fine gel, an'----"
"No, no, no!" cried Silas vehemently, spreading his hands across his
lean, agitated face, "how dare you ask such a thing?"
"Jus' a push," went on Huxham softly, "he bein' on the edge of one of
them ditches, es y' might say. Wot th' water gits th' water holds. He'd
go down int' the black slime an' never come up. It 'ud choke him. Cuss
me," murmured Huxham softly, "I'd like t' see the black slime choke a
Lister."
Pence gasped again and recalled how the Evil One had taken the Saviour
of men up to an exceedingly high mountain, to show Him the kingdoms of
the world and the glory of them. "All these things will I give thee,"
said Satan, "if----"
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