"Dear dear me," and he smiled benevolently--"Why, you don't give me a chance to congratulate you. I really do, you know--I congratulate you sincerely!" And he shook me by the hand quite fervently. "And as regards the book I believe there was really no fault found with it in the matter of literary style or quality,--it was simply too--too transcendental, and unlikely therefore to suit the public taste. The Domestic-Iniquity line is what we find pays best at present. But I will think about it--where will a letter find you?" "Grand Hotel," I responded, inwardly amused at his puzzled and anxious expression--I knew he was already mentally calculating how much he could make out of me in the pursuit of my literary whim--"Come there, and lunch or dine with me to-morrow if you like--only send me a word beforehand. Remember, I give you just a day's grace to decide,--it must be yes or no, in twenty-four hours!" And with this I left him, staring vaguely after me like a man who has seen some nameless wonder drop out of the sky at his feet. I went on, laughing to myself inaudibly, till I saw one or two passers-by looking at me so surprisedly that I came to the conclusion that I must put a disguise on my thoughts if I would not be taken for a madman. I walked briskly, and presently my excitement cooled down. I resumed the normal condition of the phlegmatic Englishman who considers it the height of bad form to display any personal emotion whatever, and I occupied the rest of the morning in purchasing some ready-made apparel which by unusual good luck happened to fit me, and also in giving an extensive, not to say extravagant order to a fashionable tailor in Sackville Street who promised me everything with punctuality and despatch. I next sent off the rent I owed to the landlady of my former lodgings, adding five pounds extra by way of recognition of the poor woman's long patience in giving me credit, and general kindness towards me during my stay in her dismal house,--and this done I returned to the Grand in high spirits, looking and feeling very much the better for my ready-made outfit. A waiter met me in the corridor and with the most obsequious deference, informed me that 'his excellency the prince' was waiting luncheon for me in his own apartments. Thither I repaired at once, and found my new friend alone in his sumptuous drawing-room, standing near the full light of the largest window and holding in his hand an oblong crystal case through which he was looking with an almost affectionate solicitude. "Ah, Geoffrey! Here you are!" he exclaimed--"I imagined you would get through your business by lunch time, so I waited." "Very good of you!" I said, pleased at the friendly familiarity he displayed in thus calling me by my Christian name--"What have you got there?" "A pet of mine,"--he answered, smiling slightly--"Did you ever see anything like it before?" VI