The Soul of Ann Rutledge: Abraham Lincoln's Romance — John Shaqi
The Soul of Ann Rutledge: Abraham Lincoln's RomanceBabcock, Bernie
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The Soul of Ann Rutledge: Abraham Lincoln's Romance
Babcock, Bernie
Lincoln, Abraham, 1809-1865 -- Fiction; Rutledge, Ann, -1835 -- Fiction
"Everybody in town's been in the store, and the men hang around every
evenin'. Phoebe Jane, she's been, too. He's an awful friendly fellow,
scraped up a speakin' with Phoebe Jane and asked her who in these
parts could sing. She told him she could sing, bass or tenor, either
he liked. Phoebe Jane was quite took up with him and wanted to ask him
to meetin'. But he's too friendly. These friendly young fellows must
be watched. He might be all right. Then again he mightn't, and if he
should take a huggin' spell like some young fellows takes, with them
arms no tellin' what might happen. I told Phoebe Jane not to let out
too much rope, especially since Windy Batts got religion."
It was true the new clerk at Offutt's store had inquired who about New
Salem could sing. Having been unable to learn anything satisfactory
from the girl he had asked, he put the question to several men who
chanced to be in the store. The only result of his questioning was to
bring out a story about a girl in New Salem who had a "singin'" in
her head for which a plaster of "psalm tunes," applied to the feet to
draw the singing down, had been prescribed. Unsatisfied, young Lincoln
determined to keep his ears open and try to discover for himself.
Meantime there were many to get acquainted with, and when Bill Clary
himself invited the new man to the Grove, he at once accepted the
invitation.
Ole Bar, Buck Thompson, Jo Kelsy and several others had gathered early
and were discussing the guest that was to arrive shortly. Buck Thompson
was especially interested. He was in possession of a horse with a head
three times too large and legs four times too small for his bony body.
Some fatal defect in the horse made him, as Buck Thompson confidently
told the crowd, "not worth a chaw," and this horse he was going to try
to swap Lincoln, "sights unseen."
Speculation has just started as to the outcome of Buck's horse-trade
when Clary and the tall stranger arrived.
"His name is Abe Lincoln," Clary advised.
"'Linkhorn' is what they called me over in Indiana."
"Paws, Abry Linkhorn," Ole Bar said, extending his hand and casting his
one good eye with approval on the stranger.
The few brief formalities having been dispensed with, the group settled
down to stories and discussions, Ole Bar leading off with a graphic
description of many of the wonders of Arkansas, and its riches of soil
and abundance of game. "There was one feller down thar had a sow," he
declared gravely. "She stole an ear of corn and took it down whar she
slept at night. She spilt a grain or two on the ground, and then she
lay on them. And, gentlemen, believe it or not, before morning the
corn shot up, pushed on right through her and the percussion killed
her. Next morning she was found flat as a pancake and three-inch corn
sticking like green har through her spotted hide."
"I swear!" exclaimed Jo Kelsy.
"Don't cuss; jes go down to that country and see," was Ole Bar's
comment.
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