The Soul of Ann Rutledge: Abraham Lincoln's RomanceBabcock, Bernie
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The Soul of Ann Rutledge: Abraham Lincoln's Romance
Babcock, Bernie
Lincoln, Abraham, 1809-1865 -- Fiction; Rutledge, Ann, -1835 -- Fiction
They laughed. Then one said, "I heard him tellin' Hill him and Ann was
goin' to marry and have a big infare. But her Pappy won't let her till
next year. She has to git more schoolin'."
"He better git while gittin's good. John Rutledge is fixed, and he sets
more store by Ann than the whole other eight of 'em."
"McNeil knows all that. But here comes Kit Parsons. Wonder what's kept
him late? Kit, you're late."
"Yeh," and he sat down by the fire.
"What's extry? Been stealin' anything or gettin' religion?"
"Same thing as gettin' religion," he said. "Been fulfillin' the
Scripture injunction."
"Which one?"
"Been replenishin' and multiplyin'."
"Mollie got another litter?" Ole Bar asked with a show of interest.
"Just one this year. But I calculate that a man what grubs for three
which arrives in two years is somewhat religious."
"Bars is that religious," the one-eyed man observed, "only when they
pursue the course of Nature they don't blame it on religion."
After a laugh Ole Bar said solemnly to Kit, "If you young fellers knew
what was good fer you you'd let wimmin alone."
"Where'd you learn so much about wimmin?" Jo asked.
"From bars. Bars rub noses at matin' time and tears the ears offen each
other when the cubs has to be fed. Let wimmin alone and save the wear
on your noses and ears."
"How's a body going to leave any ancestry if he don't never git no
place near a woman?" Buck Thompson asked.
"Ancestry?" repeated Ole Bar. "Well, what under heaven is these little,
wet-nosed ancestry good fer anyhow? Never had no ancestry myself
and I'm gettin' along all right--got along all right while I was in
Arkansas, and anybody that can do that don't need to worry about
leavin' no ancestry."
"Tell us about Arkansas," was the next demand.
Ole Bar shifted his cud into its receptacle and said, "Wall, as you all
know, in bar hunts I've been numerous, but I hain't never seen no such
bars as grow in Arkansas. The bars in Arkansas is the most promiscuous
I've ever seen and don't give a damn for nobody. But, Squire, lets
licker up. I'm gettin' so dry I'm takin' the rattles," and he reached
for the bottle which was passed around.
"Bars in Arkansas grows so fat they can't wobble. You fellers here that
think you're gettin' the real thing when you bag the chipper-growlers
and shite pokers of these parts don't know nothin' about what's growing
in Arkansas. Them bars rear up into the heavens high as that feller
that plugged the ark."
"That smells rather tall," Buck Thompson observed, but Ole Bar paid no
attention.
"The woods in Arkansas is ankle deep with acorns and berries and other
bar food. Everybody there eats bar, bar-ham and bar-sassage. The beds
is covered with bar-skins. They don't use small skins like wild cat fer
nothin' 'cept piller covers."
"Do they have hoss tradin' in them parts?" Buck Thompson inquired.
"Hoss tradin'? Well, I should say 'Yeh.' You galoots think you swap
hosses, but in Arkansas----"
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