The Southern Literary Messenger, Vol. II., No. 4, March, 1836Various
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The Southern Literary Messenger, Vol. II., No. 4, March, 1836
Various
American literature -- 19th century -- Periodicals
The subjects for discussion were proposed by the members, and
selected by the President, whose prerogative it was also to arrange
the speakers on either side, at his pleasure; though in selecting the
subjects, he was influenced not a little by the members who gave
their opinions freely of those which were offered.
It was just as the time was approaching, when most of the members
were to leave the society, some for college, and some for the busy
scenes of life, that McDermot went to share his classmate's bed for a
night. In the course of the evening's conversation, the society came
upon the tapis. "Mac," said Longworth, "would'nt we have rare sport,
if we could impose a subject upon the society, which has no sense in
it, and hear the members speak upon it?"
"Zounds," said McDermot, "it would be the finest fun in the world.
Let's try it at all events--we can lose nothing by the experiment."
A sheet of foolscap was immediately divided between them, and they
industriously commenced the difficult task of framing sentences,
which should possess the _form_ of a debateable question, without a
particle of the _substance_.--After an hour's toil, they at length
exhibited the fruits of their labor, and after some reflection, and
much laughing, they selected, from about thirty subjects proposed,
the following, as most likely to be received by the society:
"_Whether at public elections, should the votes of faction
predominate by internal suggestions or the bias of jurisprudence?_"
Longworth was to propose it to the society, and McDermot was to
advocate its adoption.--As they had every reason to suppose, from the
practice of the past, that they would be placed at the head of the
list of disputants, and on opposite sides, it was agreed between
them, in case the experiment should succeed, that they would write
off, and interchange their speeches, in order that each might quote
literally from the other, and thus _seem_ at least, to understand
each other.
The day at length came for the triumph or defeat of the project; and
several accidental circumstances conspired to crown it with success.
The society had entirely exhausted their subjects; the discussion of
the day had been protracted to an unusual length, and the horns of
the several boarding-houses began to sound, just as it ended. It was
at this auspicious moment, that Longworth rose, and proposed his
subject. It was caught at with rapture by McDermot, as being
decidedly the best that had ever been submitted; and he wondered that
none of the members had ever thought of it before.
It was no sooner proposed, than several members exclaimed, that they
did not understand it; and demanded an explanation from the mover.
Longworth replied, that there was no time then for explanations, but
that either himself or Mr. McDermot would explain it, at any other
time.
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