The Southern Literary Messenger, Vol. II., No. 5, April, 1836 — John Shaqi
The Southern Literary Messenger, Vol. II., No. 5, April, 1836Various
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The Southern Literary Messenger, Vol. II., No. 5, April, 1836
Various
American literature -- 19th century -- Periodicals
which is settled pugilistically, all the tough and knotty points
which cannot be adjusted by argument. See, on either side, rows of
nags of all sorts and sizes, from the skeleton just unhitched from
the plough, to the saucy, fat, impudent pony, with roached mane and
bobtail, and the sleek and long tailed pampered horse, whose coat
proclaims his breeding, all tied to the _staggering_ fence which
constitutes the boundary of the street. Behold the motley assemblage
within these limits hurrying to and fro with rapid strides, as if
life were at stake. Who is he who slips about among the "_greasy
rogues_," with outstretched palm, and shaking as many hands as the
Marquis La Fayette? It is the candidate for election, and he
distributes with liberal hand that _barren chronicle_ of legislative
deeds, denominated the list of laws, upon which are fed a people
starving for information. This is a mere register of the titles of
acts passed at the last session, but it is caught at with avidity by
the sovereigns, who are highly offended if they do not come in for a
share of the Delegate's bounty. The purchase and distribution of
these papers is a sort of _carmen necessarium_, or indispensable
lesson, and it frequently happens that a member of the Assembly who
has been absent from his post the whole winter, except upon the yeas
and nays, acquires credit for his industry and attention to business
in proportion to the magnitude of the bundle he distributes of this
uninstructive record.
See now he mounts some elevated stand and harangues the gaping
crowd, while a jackass led by his groom is braying at the top of his
lungs just behind him. The jack takes in his breath, like Fay's
Snorer, "_with the tone of an octave flute, and lets it out with the
profound depth of a trombone_." Wherever a candidate is seen, there
is sure to be a jackass--surely, his long eared companion does not
mean to satirize the candidate! However that may be, you perceive
the orator is obliged to desist, overwhelmed perhaps by this
thundering applause. Now the crowd opens to the right and left to
make way for some superb animal at full trot, some Highflyer or
Daredevil, who is thus exhibited _ad captandum vulgus_, which seems
the common purpose of the candidate, the jack, and his more noble
competitor. But look--here approaches an object more terrible than
all, if we may judge from the dispersion of the crowd who _ensconce_
themselves behind every convenient corner and peep from their
lurking holes, while the object of their dread moves onward with
saddle bags on arm, a pen behind his ear, and an inkhorn at his
button hole. Lest some of my readers should be ignorant of this
august personage, I must do as they do in England, where they take a
shaggy dog, and dipping him in red paint, they dash him against the
signboard and write underneath, this is the Red Lion. This is the
sheriff and he is summoning his jury--"Mr. Buckskin, you, sir,
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