The Southern Literary Messenger, Vol. II., No. 6, May, 1836Various
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The Southern Literary Messenger, Vol. II., No. 6, May, 1836
Various
American literature -- 19th century -- Periodicals
The eyes of the little gentleman flashed fire as he spoke, and
Farragio for the first time in his life felt affrighted. He retreated
a few steps and repeated with a trembling voice--"at my elbow for a
month--fire and misery, how--how can that be? I--I--never saw you
in--in my life before."
"Well, Farragio," and he pronounced the name with great familiarity,
"whether you ever saw me or not, I have been your constant attendant
for a month past, and I have had a peculiar regard for you ever since
you were born."
Farragio's astonishment increased, and he gazed for some minutes in
mute wonder upon the little stranger. A little reflection, however,
soon restored his courage, and in an unusually authoritative tone he
demanded the name of his visiter, and the purport of his singular and
unceremonious visit.
"Oh!" replied the little fellow with a careless shake of his head,
"it's of no importance."
By this time the supper was ready, and placing his dishes upon the
table, Farragio invited his guest to partake of the fare, which
consisted of ham and chicken, with cheese, hot rolls and tea.
The little man did not wait for a second invitation, but immediately
took his seat at the table and commenced breaking a roll with his
fingers.
"Will you take some ham?" asked Farragio in a tone of true
hospitality, and appearing to forget that his guest was an intruder
upon the peace of his kitchen.
"Ham--no, no, no, I hate ham--hate it with a perfect hatred, and have
hated it since the foun--foundation of the
Chris--Chris--Christian--since the foundation of the world. The
followers of Mahomet are right, and the outlaw Turk, that is outlawed
by re--re--reli--religious dispensations, which are always arbitrary
in the extreme, I say he displays more sound judgment than all the
philosophers that ever lived, that is--I mean those of them who have
ever had any thing to do with ho--ho--ugh--hog."
Farragio helped himself largely to ham, swearing he was no follower of
Mahomet, and if he was, and held emperorship from Mecca to Jerusalem,
he'd eat ham till he died.
The little stranger manifested no surprise at this bold speech of
Farragio, but continued to eat his roll in a very business like
manner.
"Take some chicken," said Farragio after a short pause, which was
permitted for the sake of convenience, "Take some chicken," and
accompanying the request with an action suited to the unrestrained
offering of a generous heart, he threw the west end of a rooster upon
his plate.
"Chicken--chicken--yes, I like chicken, so did Socrates like it.
Socrates was a favorite of mine. When he was dying he ordered a cock
to be sacrificed to Esculapius--poor fellow, he thought his soul would
ascend through the flame up to the gods, but he was mistaken; his soul
was safe enough in other hands."
"I understood it sprouted hemlock," said Farragio knowingly.
"And where?"
"On the south side of the Temple of Minerva, wherever that was."
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