The Southern Literary Messenger, Vol. II., No. 6, May, 1836Various
General
The Southern Literary Messenger, Vol. II., No. 6, May, 1836
Various
American literature -- 19th century -- Periodicals
"Who gave you the information?"
"O, I--I saw--rea--hea--heard my master Incholese talk about once when
he wished to appear like a philosopher before some of his company."
"Who told him?"
"Who? Why I've heard him say a thousand times that he was a real
_Mimalone_, whatever that is, and for years had slept on _bindweed_
and practised the arts of a fellow they call Dic--Dip--Dith--Dithy"--
"Dithyrambus I suppose you mean."
"Aye, that's the fellow."
"A particular friend of mine, I dined with him twice, and the last
time left him drunk under the table."
"_His_ soul sprouted grapes I've heard, and was the first cause of
vineyards being planted in Edge e--e--Edge"--
"Egypt you mean to say."
"Yes."
"That's not exactly correct, but it will answer about as well as any
thing else."
"Do you like cheese?"
"I was formerly very fond of it, but I once saw Cleopatra, Mark
Antony's magnet as she was called, faint away at the sight of a
skipper, and since then I've only touched cheese at times, and then
sparingly.--I saw ten million skippers at once fighting over a bit of
cheese not bigger than your thumb in that same Cleopatra's stomach,
and that too on the very night she dissolved her costly ear-bob to
match old Mark's greatness. But I never said any thing about it."
"You must be pretty old, I guess; I've often heard my master talk of
that Clipatrick, and he said she died several hundred years ago. I've
heard him say she was the very devil, and must have been trans,
trans"--
"Transfused. I take the liberty of helping you along."
"Yes, transfused--her spirit transfused down through {370} mummies and
the like, till it reached the old Doge's daughter, for he swears she's
the very dev"--
"Don't take that name in vain too often; a little pleasantry is
admissable, but jokes themselves turn to abuse when repeated too many
times--say Triptolemus, a term quite as significant, and not so much
used."
"Triptolemus, hey--and who's Triptolemus? I don't mean him. I mean the
old dev--devil himself." Farragio shuddered as he uttered the last
words, for the countenance of his heretofore pleasant and good humored
companion changed to a frown of the darkest hue, and Farragio imagined
he saw a stream of fire issuing from his mouth and nostrils;
terrified, he dropped his knife and fork, and fled trembling into the
farthest corner of his kitchen.
"Have you any wine?" asked the little gentleman, in a tone of
condescension.
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