The Southern Literary Messenger, Vol. II., No. 6, May, 1836Various
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The Southern Literary Messenger, Vol. II., No. 6, May, 1836
Various
American literature -- 19th century -- Periodicals
"Plenty," was the emphatic reply of Farragio, willing to get into
favor again at any price, and away he went in search of wine. It was
with difficulty the article was obtained, and Farragio risked his neck
in the enterprise--the wine vault in the cellar of Incholese was deep,
and the door strongly fastened; he was therefore obliged to climb to
the ceiling of the cellar, crawl between the joists of the building,
and drop himself full ten feet on the inside. He however surmounted
every obstacle, and procured the wine. On his return to the kitchen
with four or five bottles, curiosity prompted him to wait awhile at
the door before he opened it to ascertain what his little visiter was
about. He heard a noise like a draught through a furnace, and thought
he saw fire and smoke pouring through the pannels of the door. It was
some time before he recovered sufficient courage to enter, and then
only, after the door had been opened by the little gentleman.
"Have you glasses?" said he, surveying the apartment, where none were
to be seen, and Farragio having already commenced pouring the precious
liquid into a cup, he added "I do not like to drink wine from a tea
cup."
"Glasses--glasses, I--we--no--yes--yes, plenty of them," and off he
started to another apartment for glasses.
"Now we'll have it," said the little gentleman; "wine is good for soul
and body. I've seen two hundred and sixteen shepherdesses intoxicated
at one time upon a mountain in Arcadia."
"They enjoyed the luxury of drinking wine to the full, I suppose."
"O, it's no uncommon thing--women love wine, and they're the best
amateurs of _taste_,--but here's a health to Pythagoras, (turning off
a glass,) a man of more affected modesty than sound judgment, but
withal a tolerably clever sort of a fellow: I used to like him, and
helped him to invent the word _philosopher_--it was a species of
hypocrisy in us both. I never repented it, however, and have found it
of much service to me, in my adventures upon this ugly world."
"You invented the word philosopher. I thought it was in existence from
the beginning of time; inventor of words, good gracious! what an
employment; now if I may be so bold, what business do you follow?"
"O, it's no matter. Pythagoras was a pretty good kind of a man, and"--
"I never heard of him; who was he any how?"
"Ha! ha! ha! you've much to learn--Pythagoras was a hypocrite, but he
gained an immortality by it."
"How?"
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