Come wife; Come bid 'em welcom; Come my Jewel:
And Pupil, you shall come too; ne're hang backward,
Come, come the woman's pleas'd, her anger's over,
Come, be not bashfull.
_Am_.
What do's he prepare here?
Sure there's no meat i'th' house, at least not drest,
Do's he mean to mock 'em? or some new bred crotchet
Come o're his brains; I do not like his kindness:
But silence best becomes me: if he mean foul play,
Sure they are enough to right themselves, and let 'em,
I'le sit by, so they beat him not to powder.
_Bar_.
Bring in the meat there, ha? Sit down dear neighbour,
A little meat needs little Complement,
Sit down I say.
_Am_.
What do you mean by this Sir?
_Bar_.
Convey away their weapons handsomely.
_Am_.
You know there's none i'th' house to answer ye,
But the poor Girle; you know there's no meat neither.
_Bar_.
Peace and be quiet; I shall make you smoak else,
There's men and meat enough, set it down formally.
_Enter_ Algazeirs, _with dishes_.
_Am_.
I fear some lewd trick, yet I dare not speak on't.
_Bar_.
I have no dainties for ye Gentlemen,
Nor loads of meat, to make the room smell of 'em.
Only a dish to every man I have dedicated,
And if I have pleas'd his appetite.
_Lop_.
O, a Capon,
A Bird of grace, and be thy will, I honour it.
_Die_.
For me some fortie pound of lovely Beef,
Plac'd in a mediterranean sea of Brewis.
_Bar_.
Fall to, fall to, that we may drink and laugh after,
Wait diligently knaves.
_Mil_.
What rare bit's this?
An execution! bless me!
_Bar_.
Nay take it to ye,
There's no avoiding it, 'tis somewhat tough Sir,
But a good stomach will endure it easily,
The sum is but a thousand duckets Sir.
_Ars_.
A Capias from my Surgeon, and my Silk-man!
_Bar_.
Your carefull makers, but they have mar'd your diet.
Stir not, your Swords are gone: there's no avoiding me,
And these are Algazeirs, do you hear that passing bell?
_Lop_.
A strong Citation, bless me!
_Bar_.
Out with your Beads, Curate,
The Devil's in your dish: bell, book, and Candle.
_Lop_.
A warrant to appear before the Judges!
I must needs rise, and turn to th' wall.
_Bar_.
Ye need not,
Your fear I hope will make ye find your Breeches.
_All_.
We are betrai'd.
_Bar_.
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