Fantasy fiction; Science fiction; Subconsciousness -- Fiction
There was, however, a dreary minority in the traffic jam that found
certain aspects of this frolicsome pastime highly objectionable. One of
this number, particularly, was Mrs. Priscilla Carthwright, a matron of
some standing who hadn't been known as "Prissy" during her girlhood
for nothing. Mrs. Carthwright suffered an unconditional defeat,
however, in her efforts to defend the sacred confines of her limousine
from the ravages of the joyous herd. Crouched on ample knees on the
seat of the car, she came dangerously close to falling into a swoon as
the door burst open under her protesting, bejeweled hand, and a lank
young man burst unconcernedly into her august presence with a broad
wink and a primitive whoop that was strongly reminiscent of the cries
of avenging Indians in the days of the early West. In the end, though,
drawing on the waning reserves of her courage, Mrs. Carthwright managed
to waylay one lean bespectacled reveler long enough to score her own
little moral triumph.
"What does all this mean, young man?" she demanded imperiously. "Just
where do all these people think they are going?"
The young man paused long enough to take the question under thoughtful
consideration, obviously a matter that had heretofore not troubled him.
"I think we're marching on Washington," he murmured finally, "to demand
our rights."
"Just as I thought!" Mrs. Carthwright boomed triumphantly, dismissing
her victim. "Communists!"
And having said, she settled back in the seat, cross-legged, her
features fixed in a glassy stare that suggested haughty royalty in
exile.
And there were other unfortunate incidents. Particularly bad was the
one in which Toffee, completely innocent of purpose, threw the door
open on a young couple locked in an amorous embrace. The lovers,
looking up to find themselves observed by what appeared to be a surging
sea of prying eyes, came close to sharing an hysterical fit. The young
lady, in a seizure of confused madness, turned on her adored one and
dealt him such a stinging blow in the mouth that several of his front
teeth were completely dislodged. Clearly, it was the death blow to a
beautiful, if careless, romance.
More gratifying was Toffee's foray into a bus load of energetic young
basketball players. Though the delighted redhead was relayed from seat
to seat and finally lifted out of a rear window with all dispatch,
when she waved good-by to her instantly-won admirers, she was wearing
a crimson sweat shirt with a golden N splashed across its front. Also,
she had been unanimously elected the team's mascot in favor of an
infant pig.
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