Fantasy fiction; Science fiction; Subconsciousness -- Fiction
They didn't see the sacks approaching; the fearful things were just
there at their feet all of a sudden, having arrived with a sickening
plop. The car door on Toffee's side swung open, and there was suddenly
another depression in the seat. The door closed again just as the
taxi pulled out toward the intersection. Apparently the driver hadn't
noticed.
"Thought I'd never catch up with you two," George's voice said
breathlessly and pleasantly. "It was all a lot of fun, of course, but a
bit fatiguing, don't you think?"
With a soul-searing groan Marc closed his eyes and sank deeper into
the seat.
"Go strangle yourself," Toffee suggested waspishly.
But George's high spirits would not be quashed. "I really fixed things
up, didn't I?" he asked proudly. The money bags leaped from the floor
and deposited themselves in Marc's shrinking lap. "How's that, old man?"
Marc responded to this inquiry with a brief strangling noise. His face
was turning crimson.
"What's the matter with him?" George asked. "Something disagree with
him?"
"I think it's money poisoning," Toffee said dully.
"Well," George sighed, "now that I've set things right, I guess I
might as well just relax and enjoy myself from now on. It's only four
o'clock. That leaves me sixteen whole hours just to have fun. Until
tomorrow noon. All's well that ends well, eh?"
Marc said a very singular and unprintable thing.
The driver turned and regarded Marc interestedly. "How come?" he asked.
"You been blabbin' your head off and that's the first time you moved
your lips. I been watchin' in the mirror. You a ventriloquist?"
"Yes," Toffee answered for Marc. "He throws his voice like crazy."
Apparently, the driver was not the sort to ask too many questions. He
accepted the fact of Marc's voice tossing accomplishments on Toffee's
say-so. And his attitude toward his customers instantly warmed.
Confiding rather bashfully that he'd always thought of his own singing
voice as something rather special, he burst into an unsolicited
rendition of "Mexicali Rose" that had his helpless audience cringing in
their seats. A truly ghastly moan issued from George's vicinity.
And it was a moan that Marc would certainly have echoed had he been
able. He was wondering if a sort of plague of theatrical ambition had
descended on all humanity. Thoughts of Julie and the imminent opening
of "Love's Gone Winging" crept despairingly through his mind. He tried
to console himself with the old bromide that things were always darkest
before the dawn, but he couldn't help wondering where fate had stumbled
onto this newer, darker shade of black and why the nights of misfortune
had to be so interminably Alaskan.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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