Fantasy fiction; Science fiction; Subconsciousness -- Fiction
The head glanced around pleasantly, unaware of its airy isolation.
It gazed admiringly down the length of the lean body beneath it.
"Rather a nice job," it said proudly. "No foggy spots. Everything very
flesh-and-bloody looking, I think."
"Bloody is right!" Marc croaked. "It all but drips with gore. For
heaven sake complement that head with a neck before I scream."
George flushed prettily, closed his eyes and obliged. The missing neck
sprang cooperatively into place. To Marc the spectacle was almost as
repulsive as the disconnected head.
"Don't ever do that again," he breathed. "I'd never live through it."
"I'll try to be more careful in the future," George agreed.
Marc turned a quizzical eye on the ghost. He was being far too
agreeable ... almost sickeningly so. In his face there was a sort of
determined pleasantness that looked ill at ease in such unfamiliar
surroundings. A suspicion stirred vaguely in the back of Marc's mind.
"If you think you're going to kill me with kindness, you back-stabber,
just forget it. It won't work."
"How can you think such things?" George asked woundedly.
"It just came to me, all of a sudden, looking at your smirking face."
"You do me a terrible injustice," George replied. "You cut me to the
quick."
"Believe me," Marc said relentlessly, "I'd make it deeper if I could."
"You're going to be ashamed you've spoken to me like this," George
said. "I've come here to do you a favor."
"Then do me one. Go away. I've enough trouble as it is."
"Trouble?" George asked with sudden interest. "What kind of trouble?"
"Everything serious," Marc said. "Especially now that you're here."
George smiled thoughtfully. "Conditions seem about perfect for my
mission," he murmured.
"Mission?" Marc looked on the spirit with open consternation.
"It's the High Council," George explained. "The big brass in the
spirit world. They're making me do penance for the way I behaved
the last time I was here." A shame-faced expression swept over his
features. "They threw the book at me. They say I've set Spirit-Mortal
relations back five hundred years and knocked their good neighbor
policy into a cocked hat. Anyway, the upshot of the thing is that
they've ordered me back here to haunt you until I've done you a good
turn to make up for last time. And if I don't...." Here his voice broke
with emotion and he shuddered. "They've only given me thirty-six hours
to make good." He waved an unhappy hand at his materialized body. "And
I can't stay like this too long, either. They only gave me an emergency
issue of ectoplasm, so I have to use it sparingly." He looked at Marc
pleadingly. "Though the idea thoroughly repels me, you've just got to
let me do something nice for you. What can I do?"
"Off hand," Marc said unpleasantly, "I can think of any number of
things for you to do. Without exception they are fatal and extremely
messy."
"You don't like me very well, do you?"
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