The Splendid Spur: Being Memoirs of the Adventures of Mr. John Marvel, a Servant of His Late Majesty King Charles I, in the Years 1642-3Quiller-Couch, Arthur
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The Splendid Spur: Being Memoirs of the Adventures of Mr. John Marvel, a Servant of His Late Majesty King Charles I, in the Years 1642-3
Quiller-Couch, Arthur
Great Britain -- History -- Charles I, 1625-1649 -- Fiction
“Lord knows,” answer’d his brother. “I for one was never this way
before.”
“Indeed, your Highnesses be only drunk,” said I, “and able at that to
sign the order that I shall ask you for.”
“An order!”
“To pass the city gates to-night.”
“Oh, stop him somebody,” groan’d Prince Rupert: “my head is whirling.”
“With your leave,” I explain’d, pouring out another glassful: “tis the
simplest matter, and one that a child could understand. You see, this
young man was kill’d, and they charg’d me with it; so away I ran, and
the Watch after me; and therefore I wish to pass the city gates. And as
I may have far to travel, and gave my last groat to a thief for hoisting
me over Master Carter’s wall—”
“A thief—my wall!” repeated Master Carter. “Oh well is thy poor mother
in her grave!”
“—Why, therefore I came for money,” I wound up, sipping the wine, and
nodding to all present.
’Twas at this moment that, catching my eye, the Prince Maurice slapp’d
his leg, and leaning back, broke into peal after peal of laughter. And
in a moment his brother took the jest also; and there we three sat and
shook, and roar’d unquenchably round Master Carter, who, staring blankly
from one to another, sat gaping, as though the last alarm were sounding
in his ears.
“Oh! oh! oh! Hit me on the back, Maurice!”
“Oh! oh! I cannot—’tis killing me—Master Carter, for pity’s sake, look
not so; but pay the lad his money.”
“Your Highness——”
“Pay it I say; pay it: ’tis fairly won.”
“Fifty pounds!”
“Every doit,” said I: “I’m sick of schooling.”
“Be hang’d if I do!” snapp’d Master Carter.
“Then be hang’d, sir, but all the town shall hear to-morrow of the frog
and the pool! No, sir: I am off to see the world——
“‘Says he: “This is better than moping in school!”’”
“Your Highnesses,” pleaded the unhappy man, “if, to please you, I sang
that idiocy, which, for fifty years now, I had forgotten——”
“Exc’ll’nt shong,” says Prince Rupert, waking up; “less have’t again!”
* * * * *
To be short, ten o’clock was striking from St. Mary’s spire when, with a
prince on either side of me, and thirty guineas in my pocket (which was
all the loose gold he had), I walked forth from Master Carter’s door. To
make up the deficiency, their highnesses had insisted on furnishing
me with a suit made up from the simplest in their joint
wardrobes—riding-boots, breeches, buff-coat, sash, pistols, cloak, and
feather’d hat, all of which fitted me excellently well. By the doors of
Christ Church, before we came to the south gate, Prince Rupert, who had
been staggering in his walk, suddenly pull’d up, and leaned against the
wall.
“Why—odd’s my life—we’ve forgot a horse for him!” he cried.
“Indeed, your Highness,” I answered, “if my luck holds the same, I shall
find one by the road.” (How true this turned out you shall presently
hear.)
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