Well he says for me to meet him at a Chinese restaurant this time.
It is over in Z street and a long ways and gee it is drizzling and I
shall have wet feet when I get there. But I dassn’t try to borrow a
nickle from my landlady because my rent was due four days ago and I
am side-stepping because I just had to get a new scarf to hide my old
dress. It is all very well for Mr. Edgerton to talk about wanting to
keep close to the plain people, and the rough honesty of them and all
that, but no man wants to go out to dinner with a slouch you know that
Mom and it ain’t going to happen while I’m the lady. So now I’m off
and tell Pop to send me some of his ideas about politics as quick as a
postage stamp will bring them.
* * * * *
P. S. Well it was my first dinner a la Chink and we had chop suey and
it is made out of chicken and something else that should be called
guey instead of suey. But it is hot and very filling and that is the
principal thing when you are trying to pull through and go straight on
eighteen-fifty per and rents what they is in the city of Washington, D.
C. Mr. Edgerton brought me home in a taxi and now I have got my feet
in bed and I couldn’t go to sleep anyhow till they get warm, so I will
tell you what happened.
Well of course we talked international affairs since that is the most
interesting thing in the world, and what everybody talks here in high
society. Mr. Edgerton says that when he told the Spokesman the great
idea that I had give to him, He grunted, and that is eloquence from
Him. And He told Mr. Edgerton to have it wrote out for Him and He
even added a couple of sentences of His own because some of it was so
important that He wanted to say it twiced.
And of course I had to be modest so I says, “I really didn’t think it
was so remarkable as that, it is what anyone would say.”
And Mr. Edgerton says, “That’s it exactly. What I have to do is to find
out what anyone would say and say it for them.”
“But why,” I says--“when they can just as good say it for themselves?”
So he explained that people likes to have things said for them it is
less trouble and it pleases them to hear their own ideas, “it is like
looking at themselves in a mirror, if you understand what I mean,” says
he and I says that most any woman would understand that.
And Mr. Edgerton says that the Spokesman likes to say things like
the sort that I say, because it saves Him having to talk about other
things that ain’t so easy for Him to think about. The reporters asks
Him questions and He don’t know what to answer and then there is always
people trying to get Him to do this and that and to say yes or no and
He don’t like to say either nor to do neither. The Spokesman’s other
name is Cautious, and He never does nothing He don’t have to and He
seldom does. He says that most problems solve themselves if you let
them alone.
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