P. S. Oh Mom I have just had the most wonderful adventure that ever
happened to a girl. Mr. Edgerton knew just what he had in mind when he
got me to meet him at five o’clock it was to get to some store before
it shut up! Oh Mom he must of saw that my purse was empty the last time
we went out and he must of got sorry about it. Anyhow we strolled down
the street and there was the Bon Ton Store with all the lovely things
in the windows and he kind of led me over to look and he says, “They
make lots of pretty things now-a-days dont they.” And I says, “Yes,
they do,” but kind of feeble because I wouldnt have him think I was
thinking I would ever like to own such things. But he says, “Let’s us
go in and have a look at them.”
So we went in and he went to the suit department and he says to the
clerk, “My daughter finds the winters in Washington more severe than
she expected and she wants to get something nice and warm,” he says,
just like that and gee I nearly faints at the nerve of him. But of
course I have got to go through with it so I says, “Oh, no, Papa, not
now!” but he says, “Yes, right now, I insist.”
So the girl takes one look at him and starts to bringing out the
expensive things and I gasps, “Oh, that will cost too much!” But he
says, “You let me tend to this daughter,” and so of course all I can
do is to stand there. And so he gets me a tailored suit brown like I
had on but oh what a difference there can be in clothes! It is soft and
fuzzy and warm like it was an overcoat and yet it is lighter than my
old suit!
And then he says, “We shall have to have a hat and things to match
this suit,” and then I starts to argue that my old hat will do but he
says it wont and before I get through he takes me round to the shoe
department and the glove counter--it is after the hours and the place
is closed and the clerks is tired and looking cross but he cheers them
up with a tip and so we finish the rounds. And I keep them all on and
when I am going out you would not know it is the same girl that come
in. The clerk wants to know where they shall send the old things and
I don’t dare to give the address because you see it had ought to be
the name of some swell hotel so I says I am moving and I will send for
them; and of course I will send myself tomorrow.
Well, Mom, I am so rattled I can hardly talk and I says, “Mr. Edgerton,
this aint right I hadnt ought to of let you do it.” But he says real
serious that the ideas I have give him is worth what he has paid and
there wasnt no other way he could of got them. “But I didnt expect to
be paid for them,” I says and he says, “Well I am paid for them myself
and why should you work for nothing?” he says. “I have got to keep
close to the great heart of the plain people,” he says, “and to know
how they feel and talk and how else am I to do it? The only thing you
got to be sure is that getting fixed up swell dont spoil you so that
you forget how the plain people feel.”
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