I will tell you something funny that will show you what a wonderful
thing it is that the Spokesman is doing in educating all the people
in ideas that is safe. I got some of the girls to talking about
international affairs this morning because you see I want to find out
what it is that the plain people think so that I can tell Mr. Edgerton
and he can tell the Spokesman. I asked them about this business about
letting the Roossians come over here to buy things and they all got mad
and they says no we don’t want none of them dirty Bolshivikis over here
they has went and nationalized all the women in Roossia and we dont
want none of that in America.
“Then you dont believe in freedom of trade?” I says and Florabelle
McGinnis she flares up, “I believe in every girl having a right to
choose her own feller,” she says, “and if that aint freedom of trade
then what is?”
Well when I come home from lunch I had the paper with that interview
that the Spokesman had give and I hands it to Florabelle and I says,
“See here, the Spokesman has been talking about what you said.” And so
she read it and a little later I hears her talking with Ada Huggins and
she says, “Well if them Roossians has got the money and its good money
why let them come in I say and buy what they want because after all
freedom of trade is the great principle upon which American prosperity
is based.” Just like that she said it Mom as if it was her own idea
but she had just took it up because she seen it in the paper the poor
silly. But you can see how very important it is that I should study
these questions and get them right so that I can know what to tell Mr.
Edgerton to tell the Spokesman to tell the Floradumbelles.
Another idea was in that interview and a very important and wise idea
as I can see. The Spokesman says there is another great principle upon
which American prosperity is based and that is freedom of opinion;
everybody has got the right to say what they think and so we will have
a chance to find out what ideas is the best. I read that to some of
the girls so as to see what they would say and Hotaire--she is always
looking to say something different from me, so as to put me into a
hole--she says, “Well, if he thinks that, why is he scared to let them
Roossians come in and say their ideas?”
And did you ever hear anything so silly as that letting them
Bolshivikis come in and shoot off their faces! “Well but why not?” she
says persistent like.
I says, “Why you poor simp dont you know them fellers brings in a lot
of money to try to tear down our government?”
“Well,” she says, “and can they do it?”
And I says, “No of course they cant do it.”
And then says she, “Then why do we have to be so scared of them?”
“Scared?” I says. “Who’s talking about being scared?”
“Well then,” she keeps on, “why not let them shoot their faces off?”
“But you simp,” I says, “them fellers would come in here and buy
printing presses and stir up our foreign labor.”
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