Indeed Mr. Edgerton says it would be the same if you was to be in
France or in Japan or any of them European countries because you see
we have got more money than all of them put together and they all have
to borrow from us and so they are all waiting round scared to see what
we are doing and if the Spokesman has et too many pancakes for His
breakfast and they have not agreed with Him then there is factories
got to shut down in South America but if the Spokesman has just had a
visit with a congressman from back in the hog-belt to tell Him that the
hicks is happy over the increase in their bank mortgages why then the
Spokesman perks up and oil promoters in the Faro Islands decides that
it is all right to drill another well.
Yes it is a most wonderful thing to have happened to a poor manicure
girl from the Elite Beauty Parlors and Mr. Edgerton is a good and true
man and it is almost like what you might call a platonic friendship. It
is extra wonderful right now because there was the greatest Man in the
whole world miserable and not able to think about international affairs
at all because all the papers was making fun of Him because He had got
a camelephant to exercise His liver. And I was the one that fixed it up
all right with my idea about the economy stories.
Of course you will of saw them by now. Mr. Edgerton and the Spokesman
did not change a word of what I said. The Spokeslady is not to get no
new Easter hat but is making Her old one over and the Spokesman Himself
is getting one spring suit that is to cost Him only sixty-five dollars.
I suppose that Mr. Edgerton and the Spokesman knows about what is the
right price but it seems an awful lot of money to me I know that Pop
never paid more than half that for a suit at least if he did he had the
senst never to let you find it out. I think it is a little hard for
great and rich folks like Mr. Edgerton and the Spokesman to remember
how it is to be real poor. They have left that job to me and so I don’t
worry that my underwear is all darns and patches because it reminds me
that I am keeping close to the heart of the plain people all the time.
Them stories was published only yesterday but already you can see that
they have changed the whole tone of the papers. In the one I get there
is a very respectful editorial, saying that it is a providential thing
for the country in this age of jazz and flappers to have a great Leader
that is a believer in the pioneer virtue of thrift. And Florabelle her
that works next to me in the Elite Beauty Parlors she says, “Well, if
the Spokeslady can stand it I suppose I can so I will save the price
of a new hat and I can see fifteen or twenty shows with it,” she says
and so you can see what a great influence I am having even with the
Floradumbelles.
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