P. S. Once More. Well Mr. Edgerton called up and I met him at the
restaurant but he was scared to speak to me he is being shadowed all
the time by these mysterious enemies. He signed for me to follow him
and I seen that something was wrong so I followed and we dodged about a
while till we was sure there was nobody following and then he went to a
big art gallery and we sat there and talked. He said that was a private
enough place because nobody that had to do with politics in Washington
would ever go into no place like an art gallery.
Well I have found about the stories and what went wrong. He says that
my economy stories was the awfulest flop that ever had went out from
the great white house and it has put him in the awfulest hole and most
ruined him with the Spokesman. He says it was not the Bolshivikis at
all but it was the business men no sooner did they see that story in
the papers than they run bear-headed and wild-eyed to the nearest
telegraft office and in the first two hours they had a hundred and
forty-seven telegrams of protest mostly from millinery manufacturers
and associations of cloak and suit dealers and they all wanted to know
whether the Spokesman had gone mad or was the Bolshivikis conspiring to
get Him to ruin the retail trade of the country. Here the Spokesman had
promised them prosperity and they had put up I forget how many millions
to elect Him, and now He goes and gives them this jab in the solar
plexus.
And Mr. Edgerton says it was something awful the panic in the big white
house because the Spokesman had gone out for a walk with His four
secret service men that is hired to pull Him out from under automobiles
and they couldn’t find Him and they begun telephoning to places on the
way to look for Him and so there was a report that the Bolshivikis had
blowed Him up and somebody called out all the fire-engines in the
city. But at last they got hold of Him and the contradiction was sent
out quick but not before eleven manufacturers in the Eastern states
alone had gone into bankruptcy and that is why they had to make it a
dozen suits the Spokesman had bought in the hope to save the wholesale
trade.
And Mr. Edgerton says that poor Mr. Grandaddy Prows sent a heart-broken
cablegram from the ship that he is sailing on to Europe because he is
sure that it is an effort to ruin the department-store business and
to punish him because he let the camelephant out of the stable. And
Senator Buttles is furious too because he makes linings for ladies hats
in one of his mills but he is glad too because he hates Mr. Edgerton
because he can’t bear to have nobody but him telling the Spokesman what
to say to the American people. But Mr. Edgerton says what would Senator
Buttles know to say because he has got only one idea in the whole world
and that is a ten percent reduction in the wages of his mill-hands.
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