Well anyhow they have got this bootlegger and he is got a notebook on
him with all the addresses of his customers and how much they have
bought and all and gee Mom it is the most awful thing because there is
senators and judges and some Persons the most sacred so that I would
not dare to put it into a letter except to say that a very very special
friend of mine is one of them and had just got a case of genuine
Scotch that very week and now it seems that some of them dry fellers
in Congress is got a hold of the story and is threatening to make
speeches about it and of course none of the papers is saying a word but
still everybody is scared because something might bust open. He says
that is always the way in political life you can never be really safe
because there is always some Bolshiviki senators that makes speeches
and there is Bolshiviki papers that will print what they say.
And he told me all about how it was when this new Spokesman first come
into office there was the most dreadful lot of scandals because it was
found that some of the brass kings had been buying up the government.
He explained to me how it is these brass fellers is very rich and great
sports and is used to getting what they want and paying what it costs
even if it is a member of the cabinet. And it seems that the government
owned a huge brass teapot somewhere in the West and it was the brass
reserve for the navy so that if ever there was to be a war we would
be able to make all the brass buttons that would be needed for the
sailors’ uniforms. But it seems that one of the brass kings paid a
hundred thousand dollars in a black bag to a member of the cabinet and
got away with this brass teapot.
I says, “Look ahere Mr. Edgerton what is this that you are telling me
the plot of a movie that you seen last night?” And he says, “Upon my
word no it is exactly what happened and I would rather of had to enlist
and sit for four years with German big Berthas dropping bomb-shells
onto me than go through with all that trouble again.”
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