I says, “What did you have to do with it?” and he says, “I was the
Spokesman’s Secretary all through it the same as I am now and my God
you could not think of anything so awful in a nightmare. You would
spend hours thinking up a story and then hold a session of the cabinet
and get everybody to agree and learn it by heart and then early next
morning you would get a call from the chief of the secret service
that in the night they had raided the rooms of one of them Bolshiviki
senators that was doing the exposures and they had found out that these
senators had got evidence that would knock your story into a cocked
hat. And then you would have to begin telephoning to all the members of
the cabinet to get them to change the story and a few hours later the
secret service would bring you word that the Bolshiviki senators had
tapped your telephone lines and heard what your new story was to be.
It went on like that for weeks,” he says, “and the Spokesman was just
about paralyzed with fright.”
“Well,” I says, “Mr. Edgerton does it not suggest that maybe there is
something in my idea of just telling the plane truth all the time?” But
he will not hear to no such Sunday school talk as he calls it because
he says, “How can you tell the truth when the truth is that everybody
you know has been helping himself to everything he could get his hands
on?”
I says, “Mr. Edgerton there is a lot about this political game that is
hard for an outsider to understand and one of the things is how it can
be called patriotism and economy and all that when people that holds
high office is busy robbing the government?” I says. “It seems to me
we are giving the Bolshivikis too easy an argument if that is the ways
things is.”
“Yes,” he says, “I know it seems like that and it is complicated and
hard for the plain people to understand but I have heard the Spokesman
Himself explain it and it is quite all right when you get His ideas.
You see there is all kinds of wealth that the government is got but is
not able to make use of it because the government is got no business
being in business which it cannot run economical or efficient. The
right people to own all these resources is the big business men that is
got the money and brains and everything and so it is a real advantage
to the people when the business men get these things away from the
government.”
“You mean even when they have got to steal them?” I says.
“Yes,” he says, “that is what the Spokesman thinks and in the long run
He is right because for example take this here teapot and you will see
that while the government owned it it was not doing nothing but now
that the brass kings have got it they have set it on the fire and it is
boiling away and making tea for people to drink.”
“Well that sounds all right,” I says, “but I would want to know which
people is drinking the tea and is it the brass kings?”
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