The Squire: An Original Comedy in Three Acts — John Shaqi
The Squire: An Original Comedy in Three ActsPinero, Arthur Wing
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The Squire: An Original Comedy in Three Acts
Pinero, Arthur Wing
Comedy plays; English drama -- 19th century
{Dormer.} _(putting his hand on her shoulder)_
Years ago, Kate Verity, I closed one book for ever--
it was called "Woman." As I see the tide ebb and
flow, without passion, so I watch a woman in her
rise and in her fall with a still heart--they are both
beyond me. Mark me, I care no more for you, as a
woman, than for the beggars in our High Street;
but, for the sake of the charities which stand to the
account of one Squire Kate, I throw into the current
a small pebble.
{Kate.} _(in an undertone)_ What is that? _(keeps
her eyes on Eric)_
{Dormer.} _(pointing in the direction of Eric)_
Repair those old gates, and keep that young gentleman
on the other side of them.
{Kate.} Suppose--I--like the young gentleman?
{Dormer.} If he marries in his mother's lifetime
he is a pauper.
{Kate.} I know that.
{Dormer.} What business has he here?
{Kate.} It kills time.
{Dormer.} So does the Racquet Court at Pagley
Barracks.
{Kate.} A friend likes a friend better than racquets.
{Dormer.} And a woman likes a lover better than
a friend. There, I have thrown my pebble--the tide
washes it away.
_(Christiana enters from L., carrying mug and a
glass of milk; she gives mug to Dormer and places
glass on table, waits till Dormer has finished, and
then takes mug off with her.)_
{Chris.} Will you taste the milk, gentlemen?
_(Dor. stands L., of table--Chris, goes out as Gunnion
enters through archway. Gun. is a very old
man, a dirty specimen of the agriculturist, with
straggling grey hair and an unshaven chin. He
wears a battered hat, worsted stockings, and huge
boots. He speaks a broad country dialect in a
wavering treble key.)_
{Gun.} _(coming down R., c.)_ Mornin', Squire!
{Kate.} _(sitting R., of table)_ Good afternoon, Mr.
Gunnion.
{Gun.} _(seeing Dormer)_ Lord bless my eyesight,
there's Parson Dormer, a-drinkin' a mug o' milk, as
nat'ral as may be--the very man I wanted for to see.
_(seeing Eric)_ Ay, and there's the young lieutenant
--well, he be fond of our bit of a place.
{Eric.} _(raising his head)_ Who's that? _(seeing
Gun)_ Oh, are you quite well? _(relapsing)_
{Gun.} I'm an old man, I am. I ain't got a tooth
in my yead.
{Eric.} _(dreamily)_ Don't name it.
{Kate.} _(impatiently)_ Have you heard the news,
Mr. Gunnion?
{Gun.} I hear as how Gilbert Hythe leaves the
Priors, and that I'm to do his dooties.
{Kate.} How do you like the prospect?
{Gun.} I'm an old man, I am. I ain't got a tooth
in my yead. But says Gilbert Hythe to me, "Mr.
Gunnion, if you do double dooty, you'll get hadykit
remuneration."
{Kate.} Of course you will, Mr. Gunnion.
{Gun.} To which I said, "If I had the chance, I'd
die for the Squire."
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