The Squire: An Original Comedy in Three ActsPinero, Arthur Wing
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The Squire: An Original Comedy in Three Acts
Pinero, Arthur Wing
Comedy plays; English drama -- 19th century
{Eric.} _(taking her hands in his)_ Angry! _(runs
up to her)_ Kate, _(drawing his breath)_ you are a
wonder! _(kiss. She runs into the house.)_
_(Eric leans a moment with elbow on pillar, descends
steps, rubs his ear, one foot resting on bottom
step, then whistles "See the conquering hero
comes" and crosses to L., table and takes up his
mug of milk.)_
_(raising the mug)_ Baby's health!
_(He drinks. Kate comes out of the house, carrying
a small desk; she places it on table R.; he crosses
to her.)_
{Kate.} _(looking at the closed desk)_ There--I
haven't brought the key.
{Eric.} _(searching his pockets)_ Try my keys--oh!
I forgot--I have had no keys for the last week or so.
_(crosses to seat R., pulls table forward)_
{Kate.} _(opening the desk)_ It isn't locked--how
silly of me. _(they sit side by side with the desk open
before them)_ What are you going to do, dear? _(R.
of Eric.)_
{Eric.} Listen to this, _(writing)_ "Mother, I have
sown my wild oats in Squire Verity's farm, and have
reaped a rich crop of womanly love and duty."
{Kate.} Dear old boy! _(touches his R., hand)_
{Eric.} You've made me make a blot, _(writing)_
"I suppose you will shut your heart upon me. So
be it. But if Heaven ever gives us a little daughter,
I promise you she shall bear the name of my dear
old mother. Your dutiful, Eric." _(folds and
addresses the letter)_
{Kate.} What are you going to do with it?
{Eric.} Leave it at The Packmores on my way
back to Pagley; give it boldly to Stibbs the butler,
and run off as fast as my legs can carry me.
_(Chris, comes out of the house on to balcony; hearing
voices below, she bends over slyly and catches
sight of Eric and Kate, who are gazing dubiously
at the letter.)_
{Kate.} What a red-letter day for both of us, Eric.
{Eric.} _(pocketing letter)_ What a red letter day
for mother, when she has read this letter!
{Chris.} _(aside, between her teeth)_ And that's the
woman they make a saint of in Market-Sinfield.
And she dares to turn her back on me--for Felicity.
{Kate.} _(to Eric)_ Must you go?
{Eric.} _(taking out watch)_ Look.
_(Gilbert enters through the archway from L., and
takes up his gun.)_
{Kate.} _(to Eric)_ Don't let the idlers at the
White Lion see you on the highroad.
{Gil.} _(hearing voices, turns--aside, watching
Eric)_ The man who has robbed me of my hope--
my ambition! If I stay another day at the Priors
I shall go mad!
_(Gunnion and Izod, with very uncertain steps,
and supporting each other shoulder to shoulder,
stagger out of the outhouse up to the archway.)_
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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