The Squire: An Original Comedy in Three ActsPinero, Arthur Wing
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The Squire: An Original Comedy in Three Acts
Pinero, Arthur Wing
Comedy plays; English drama -- 19th century
{Kate.} Well, Felicity, there's no harm in praying
for a man, even if one is not over-fond of him.
{Fel.} No, Squire.
{Kate.} So, if you like, just a little for the young
lieutenant--
{Fel.} Yes, Squire?
{Kate.} And--
{Fel.} And who, Squire?
{Kate.} And the woman he loves. Good-night,
dear, _(pats her cheeks--Fel. goes up L.)_
_(Chris, enters door L., followed by Izod carrying
wood fuel. Chris, takes the wood from Izod,
and crosses to fireplace R.)_
Why, Christie, what is he doing here?
{Chris.} _(R. on her knees before fire)_ He's been
sleeping off the effects of that wicked old man's
temptation, poor dear, _(takes up bellows)_
{Izod.} _(C.)_ I'm better now, Squire, thank you.
I've been precious queer all the afternoon.
{Kate.} _(L. C.)_ Have you, indeed! Well, now
you've carried up the wood, you can be off home.
_(Fel. has gone up to door L.)_
{Fel.} _(up L., turning)_ Good-night, Miss Christiana.
{Chris.} _(sulkily--lighting fire)_ Good-night.
_(blowing fire)_
_(Izod, unnoticed by Kate, gives Fel. a low
mock bow.)_
{Fel.} _(timidly)_ Good-night, sir.
{Izod.} Good-night, Miss Gunnion. _(makes a grimace
at her)_
_(She goes out hurriedly.)_
{Chris.} _(R.)_ My poor brother has something to
say to you, Squire.
{Izod.} _(C.)_ It's this, Squire. I hear that Gilbert
Hythe has had enough of the Priors, and that there's
room for a new handyman.
{Kate.} Gunnion takes Gilbert Hythe's place--you
know that.
{Izod.} Yes, Squire--but in consequence of the old
man's awful dishonesty with the harvest ale, I thought
perhaps you'd like to chuck him over. _(Chris, gets
to R., of Izod)_ Now, Squire, I'm doing nothing just at
present--a gentleman, so to speak--give me a turn--
have me at your own price, Squire, and you get me
cheap.
{Kate.} _(rising)_ Look here, Master Haggerston, I
don't want to do you an injustice, but I don't like
you. There's no room on my farm for you. I shall
be glad to hear that you're doing well elsewhere.
_(Kate crosses to fireplace--the fire is now burning
brightly. Kate leans against mantel-piece as
Chris. goes over to Izod. L.)_
{Izod.} _(L. C., to Chris., aside)_ There, I told you so,
she's a cat!
{Chris.} _(C.)_ Poor boy. _(to Kate, whose back is
turned to them)_ Will you want me again to-night,
Squire?
{Kate.} _(R. without turning)_ No. Go to bed,
Christie.
{Chris.} And I suppose Izod can be off about his
business?
{Kate.} Yes.
{Chris.} _(aside to Izod, clutching his arm)_ Izod,
I'll see you out past the dog, dear--then go and lie
by the ricks near the Five Trees, and watch who
passes under the archway to-night.
{Izod.} _(in a whisper)_ How long am I to wait?
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