Criminals -- Fiction; DiGriz, James Bolivar (Fictitious character) -- Fiction; Police -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories
There was a robot clerk behind the ticket window, he had that extra
third eye in the center of his forehead that meant a camera. It clicked
slightly as I purchased a ticket recording my face and destination.
A normal precaution on the part of the police, I would have been
surprised if it hadn't happened. My destination was intersystem so I
doubted if the picture would appear any place except in the files. I
wasn't making an interstellar hop this time, as I usually did after a
big job, it wasn't necessary. After a job a single world or a small
system is too small for more work, but Beta Cygnus has a system of
almost twenty planets all with terrafied weather. This planet, III,
was too hot now, but the rest of the system was wide open. There was
a lot of commercial rivalry within the system and I knew their police
departments didn't co-operate too well. They would pay the price
for that. My ticket was for Moriy, number XVIII, a large and mostly
agricultural planet.
[Illustration: illus2]
There were a number of little stores at the spaceport, I shopped them
carefully and outfitted a new suitcase with a complete wardrobe and
traveling essentials. The tailor was saved for last. He ran up a couple
of traveling suits and a formal kilt for me and I took them into the
fitting booth. Strictly by accident I managed to hang one of the suits
over the optic bug in the wall and made undressing sounds with my
feet while I doctored the ticket I had just bought. The other end of
my cigar cutter was a punch, with it I altered the keyed holes that
indicated my destination. I was now going to planet X, not XVIII, and
I had lost almost two hundred credits with the alteration. That's the
secret of ticket and order changing, don't raise the face value--there
is too good a chance that this will be noticed. If you lower the value
and lose money on the deal, even if it is caught, people will be sure
it is a mistake on the machine's part. There is never the shadow of a
doubt, since why should anyone change a ticket to lose money?
Before the police could be suspicious I had the suit off the bug and
tried it on, taking my time. Almost everything was ready now, I had
about an hour to kill before the ship left. I spent the time wisely by
going to an automatic cleaner and having all my new clothes cleaned and
pressed. Nothing interests a customs man more than a suitcase full of
unworn clothes.
Customs was a snap and when the ship was about half full I boarded her
and took a seat near the hostess. I flirted with her until she walked
away, having classified me in the category of MALE, BRASH, ANNOYING.
An old girl who had the seat next to mine also had me filed in the
same drawer and was looking out of the window with obvious ice on her
shoulder. I dozed off happily since there is one thing better than not
being noticed and that is being noticed and filed into a category. Your
description gets mixed up with every other guy in the file and that is
the end of it.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
Reviews
Reviews
No reviews yet
Be the first to share your thoughts on this work.
Join the Discussion
Join the discussion
Sign in to leave a comment or review.
Sign InorCreate an account