"Put diGriz in charge of the record room for a while, you said, that
way he can learn the ropes. Burrowing around in century-old, dusty
files will be just the thing for a free spirit like Slippery Jim
diGriz. Teach him discipline. Show him what the Corps stands for. At
the same time it will get the records in shape. They have been needing
reorganization for quite a while."
Inskipp opened his mouth, made a choking noise, then closed it. He
undoubtedly realized that any interruption would only lengthen my
explanation, not shorten it. I smiled and nodded at his decision, then
continued.
"So you thought you had me safely out of the way. Breaking my spirit
under the guise of 'giving me a little background in the Corps'
activities.' In this sense your plan failed. Something else happened
instead. I nosed through the files and found them most interesting.
Particularly the C & M setup--the Categorizer and Memory. That building
full of machinery that takes in and digests news and reports from all
the planets in the galaxy, indexes it to every category it can possibly
relate, then files it. Great machine to work with. I had it digging out
spaceship info for me, something I have always been interested in--"
"You should be," Inskipp interrupted rudely. "You've stolen enough of
them in your time."
I gave him a hurt look and went on--slowly. "I won't bore you with all
the details, since you seem impatient, but eventually I turned up this
plan." He had it out of my fingers before it cleared my wallet.
"What are you getting at?" he mumbled as he ran his eyes over the
blueprints. "This is an ordinary heavy-cargo and passenger job. It's no
more a Warlord battleship than I am."
* * * * *
It is hard to curl your lips with contempt and talk at the same time,
but I succeeded. "Of course. You don't expect them to file warship
plans with the League Registry, do you? But, as I said, I know more
than a little bit about ships. It seemed to me this thing was just
too big for the use intended. Enough old ships are fuel-wasters, you
don't have to build new ones to do that. This started me thinking
and I punched for a complete list of ships that size that had been
constructed in the past. You can imagine my surprise when, after three
minutes of groaning, the C & M only produced six. One was built for
self-sustaining colony attempt at the second galaxy. For all we know
she is still on the way. The other five were all D-class colonizers,
built during the Expansion when large populations were moved. Too big
to be practical now.
"I was still teased, as I had no idea what a ship this large could be
used for. So I removed the time interlock on the C & M and let it pick
around through the entire history of space to see if it could find a
comparison. It sure did. Right at the Golden Age of Empire expansion,
the giant Warlord battleship. The machine even found a blueprint for
me."
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