Opportunity was easy to find. Within ten minutes I had spotted my
target. I had all the equipment I might need in my sack. What I would
use for the job I stowed in my pockets and waist wallet, then checked
my bag in a public locker.
Everything about the First Bank of Freibur begged to be cracked. It
had three entrances, four guards and was busily crowded. Four human
guards! No bank in existence would pay all those salaries if they had
electronic protection. It was an effort not to hum with happiness as
I stood in line for one of the _human_ clerks. Fully automated
banks aren't hard to rob, they just require different techniques. This
mixture of man and machine was the easiest of all.
"Change a League ten-star for gilden," I said, slapping the shiny coin
on the counter before him.
"Yessir," the cashier said, only glancing at the coin and feeding it
into the accounting machine next to him. His fingers had already set
up the amount for me in gilden, even before the _currency valid_
signal blinked on. My money rattled down into the cup before me and
I counted it slowly. This was done mechanically, because my mind was
really on the ten credit coin now rolling and clinking down inside the
machine's innards. When I was sure it had finished its trip and landed
in the vault I pressed the button on my wrist transmitter.
It was beautiful, that was the only word for it. The kind of thing
that leaves a warm glow lodged in the memory, that produces a twinge
of happiness for years after whenever it is nudged. That little ten
credit coin had taken hours to construct and every minute was worth
it. I had sliced it in half, hollowed it out, loaded it with lead back
to its original weight, built in a tiny radio receiver, a fuse and a
charge of burmedex, which now went off with an incredibly satisfactory
explosion. A grinding thump deep in the bank's entrails was followed by
a tremendous amount of clanking and banging. The rear wall--containing
the vault--split open and disgorged a torrent of money and smoke. Some
last effort of the expiring accounting machine gave me an unexpected
dividend. The money dispensers at every cashier's station burst into
frantic life. A torrent of large and small coins poured out on the
startled customers who quickly mastered their surprise and began
grabbing. Their moment of pleasure was brief because the same radio
cue had set off the smoke and gas bombs I had thoughtfully dropped in
all the wastebaskets. Unnoticed in the excitement, I threw a few more
gas bombs in with the cashiers. This gas is an effective mixture of my
own concoction, a sinister brew of regurgitants and lachrymatories.
Its effect was instantaneous and powerful. (There were of course no
children in the bank, since I don't believe in being cruel to those too
young to protect themselves.) Within seconds the clients and employees
found themselves unable to see, and too preoccupied to take any notice
of me.
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