"Sapiens? Sapiens? Now, that seems to ring a bell." The olster
blinked at Dan. "You're not--" He waggled fingers in instinctive
digital-mnemonic stimulus. Abruptly he stiffened. "Why, this is one
of those fratricidal deviants!" He backed off. "He should be under
restraint, Ghunt! Constable! Get a strong-arm squad in here! This
creature is dangerous!"
* * * * *
"Inspector. I'm sure--" Ghunt started.
"That's an order!" the Inspector barked. He switched to an
incomprehensible language, bellowed more commands. Several of the
thickset Neanderthal types appeared, moving in to seize Dan's arms. He
looked around at chinless, wide-mouthed brown faces with incongruous
blue eyes and lank blond hair.
"What's this all about?" he demanded. "I want a lawyer!"
"Never mind that!" the Inspector shouted. "I know how to deal with
miscreants of your stripe!" He stared distastefully at Dan. "Hairless!
Putty-colored! Revolting! Planning more mayhem, are you? Preparing to
branch out into the civilized loci to wipe out all competitive life, is
that it?"
"I brought him here, Inspector," Dzhackoon put in. "It was a routine
traffic violation."
"I'll decide what's routine here! Now, Sapiens! What fiendish scheme
have you up your sleeve, eh?"
"Daniel Slane, civilian, social security number 456-7329-988," Dan said.
"Eh?"
"Name, rank and serial number," Dan explained. "I'm not answering any
other questions."
"This means penal relocation, Sapiens! Unlawful departure from native
locus, willful obstruction of justice--"
"You forgot being born without permission, and unauthorized breathing."
"Insolence!" the Inspector snarled. "I'm warning you, Sapiens, it's
in my power to make things miserable for you. Now, how did you induce
Agent Dzhackoon to bring you here?"
"Well, a good fairy came and gave me three wishes--"
"Take him away," the Inspector screeched. "Sector 97; an unoccupied
locus."
"Unoccupied? That seems pretty extreme, doesn't it?" one of the guards
commented, wrinkling his heavily ridged brow.
"Unoccupied! If it bothers you, perhaps I can arrange for you to join
him there!"
The Neanderthaloid guard yawned widely, showing white teeth. He nodded
to Dan, motioned him ahead. "Don't mind Spoghodo," he said loudly.
"He's getting old."
"Sorry about all this," a voice hissed near Dan's ear. Dzhackoon--or
Ghunt, he couldn't say which--leaned near. "I'm afraid you'll have
to go along to the penal area, but I'll try to straighten things out
later."
Back in the concourse, Dan's guard escorted him past cubicles where
busy IDMS agents reported to harassed seniors, through an archway into
a room lined with narrow gray panels. It looked like a gym locker room.
"Ninety-seven," the guard said. He went to a wall chart, studied the
fine print with the aid of a blunt, hairy finger, then set a dial on
the wall. "Here we go," he said. He pushed a button beside one of the
lockers. Its surface clouded and became iridescent.
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