themselves to lean on, and as one whose word was law to them. To all
such he could be bland and courteous; and in their society he would even
relax, and indulge in such anecdotes and laughter as bordered on genuine
hilarity. As to what was deepest and truest in the man we know not, but
we believe there was real good beneath the wood, hay, and stubble of
formalism and pedantry. There was doubtless a kernel within the hard
shell, if only the shell could be cracked. Might not this be done? We
shall see.
It was this worthy man who, after visiting a sick parishioner, suddenly
came round the corner of the street in which the Sergeant lived. He
was, as we said, on his way to church, and the bell had not yet begun to
ring for morning worship. Before entering the Sergeant’s house (to do
which, after the scene he had witnessed, was recognized by him to be an
important duty), he went up to the cage to make himself acquainted with
all the facts of the case, so as to proceed with it regularly. He
accordingly put on his spectacles and looked at the bird, and the bird,
without any spectacles, returned the inquiring gaze with most wonderful
composure. Walking sideways along his perch, until near the minister, he
peered at him full in the face, and confessed that he was Charlie’s
bairn. Then, after a preliminary _kic_ and _kirr_, as if clearing his
throat, he whistled two bars of the air, "Wha’ll be king but Charlie!"
and, concluding with his aphorism, "A man’s a man for a’ that!" he
whetted his beak and retired to feed in the presence of the Church
dignitary.
"I could not have believed it!" exclaimed the minister, as he walked
into the Sergeant’s house, with a countenance by no means indicating the
sway of amiable feelings.
CHAPTER V
THE SERGEANT AND HIS STARLING IN TROUBLE
The Sergeant and his wife, after having joined, as was their wont, in
private morning worship, had retired, to prepare for church, to their
bedroom in the back part of the cottage, and the door was shut. Not
until a loud knock was twice repeated on the kitchen-table, did the
Sergeant emerge in his shirt-sleeves to reply to the summons. His
surprise was great as he exclaimed, "Mr. Porteous! can it be you? Beg
pardon, sir, if I have kept you waiting; please be seated. No bad news,
I hope?"
Mr. Porteous, with a cold nod, and remaining where he stood, pointed
with his umbrella to the cage hanging outside the window, and asked the
Sergeant if that was his bird.
"It is, sir," replied the Sergeant, more puzzled than ever; "it is a
favourite starling of mine, and I hung it out this morning to enjoy the
air, because----"
"You need not proceed, Mr. Mercer," interrupted the minister; "it is
enough for me to know from yourself that you acknowledge that bird as
yours, and that _you_ hung it there."
"There is no doubt about that, sir; and what then? I really am puzzled
to know why you ask," said the Sergeant.
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