The Emperor replied: "Thou art a valiant old man, but that which thou
hast just reported to me cannot be."
Platoff began to assure him, and related the whole course of the
matter; and when he had reached the point where the men of Tula
entreated him that the flea might be shown to the Emperor, Nikolai
Pavlovitch slapped him on the back and said: "Give it here! I know that
my own people cannot deceive me. Something beyond comprehension has
been done here."
XII
They fetched out the casket from behind the stove, removed its cloth
case, opened the golden snuff-box and the diamond walnut, and there lay
the flea, just as it had lain before.
The Emperor gazed and said: "How clever!" but his faith in the Russian
workmen was not diminished, and he ordered that his favorite daughter,
Alexandra Nikolaevna, be summoned, and commanded her: "Thou hast
delicate fingers on thy hands--take the little key and wind up the
belly machine of this nymfozoria as speedily as possible."
The Princess began to turn the key, and the flea instantly began to
move its feelers, but did not stir its legs. Alexandra Nikolaevna wound
up the whole machinery, but still the nymfozoria neither executed its
dance nor performed a single variation, as in former times.
Platoff turned all green, and cried; "Ah! the rascally dogs! Now I
understand why they would not tell me anything there. 'Tis well that I
fetched one of the fools along with me."
With these words, he rushed out upon the porch, seized the left-handed
man by the hair, and began to hurl him about hither and thither, until
the tufts flew. But when Platoff ceased to beat him, the man recovered
himself and said: "My hair has already been all pulled out, during
my apprenticeship, and now I do not know for what necessity such a
repetition has descended."
"'Tis because I had set my hopes upon you," said Platoff, "and had gone
surety for you, and you have spoiled a valuable thing."
The left-handed man replied: "We are greatly satisfied that you went
surety for us, but as for spoiling--we have spoiled nothing: take and
look through the very strongest melkoscope."
Platoff ran back, told about the melkoscope, and merely threatened the
left-handed man.
"I'll give it to you well, yet," says he, "you thus-and-thus-and-so!"
And he ordered the Cossacks of the Suite to fasten the left-handed
man's elbows still more strongly behind him, and himself mounted the
stairs, fuming and reciting a prayer in one breath: "Blessed Mother of
the Blessed King, pure, all-pure," and so on, as is proper. And all
the courtiers who were standing on the stairs turned away from him and
thought: "Platoff is caught, at last, and in a few moments he will be
driven from the palace,"--for they could not endure him on account of
his bravery.
XIII
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