The Emperor Nikolai Pavlovitch also paid no heed to the flea at first,
because there was a disturbance at his accession to the throne. But
later on, one day, he began to inspect the casket which had come to him
from his brother, and from it he drew forth the snuff-box, and from the
snuff-box the diamond as big as a walnut, and in it he found the steel
flea, which had not been wound up for a long time, and therefore did
not work, but lay as though petrified.
The Emperor gazed at it and marvelled. "What sort of a nonsensical
trifle is this? and why did my brother preserve it so carefully?"
The courtiers wanted to fling it away, but the Emperor said: "No, this
has some meaning."
They summoned a chemist from the apothecary's shop at the Anitchkoff
Bridge, who was accustomed to weigh out poisons on the tiniest of
scales, and showed it to him; and he immediately took the flea, and
placed it on his tongue, and said: "I feel a chill, as from some strong
metal." And then he bit it gently with his teeth, and announced: "You
may say what you please, this is not a real flea, but a nymfozoria, and
'tis made of metal, and the work is not ours, not Russian."
The Emperor ordered that they should instantly find out whence came
this thing, and what was the meaning of it.
They flew to look in the archives and lists, but nothing was recorded
in the archives. They began to question first one person and then
another--no one knew anything about it. But, happily, that Cossack of
the Don, Platoff, was still alive, and even still reclining on his
couch of vexation and smoking his pipe. When he heard the uproar in the
palace, he rose immediately from his couch, flung away his pipe, and
presented himself before the Emperor in all his Orders.
The Emperor says; "What dost thou want from me, valiant old man?"
And Platoff answers: "I want nothing from Your Majesty for myself,
since I eat and drink what I please, and am content with all things:
but I am come to report to you concerning that nymfozoria which has
been found. It was thus and so," says he, "and this is what took place
before my own eyes in England--and there is a tiny key with it, and I
have the very melkoscope with which it can be seen, and with the key
the nymfozoria can be wound up through its belly, and it will skip over
any space you like, and make variations in all directions."
They wound it up, and it began to leap, and Platoff says: "This,
Your Majesty, is really a very delicate and interesting bit of work,
but it is not meet that we should view it with ecstasy of spirit
only; we must also submit it to Russian inspection in Tula or in
Sesterbek,"--Sesthoryetzk was still called Sesterbek at that time,--"to
see whether our artisans cannot surpass this, so that the English may
not exalt themselves above the Russians."
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