The Stoneground Ghost Tales: Compiled from the recollections of the Reverend Roland Batchel, Vicar of the parish.Swain, E. G. (Edmund Gill)
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The Stoneground Ghost Tales: Compiled from the recollections of the Reverend Roland Batchel, Vicar of the parish.
Swain, E. G. (Edmund Gill)
English fiction -- 20th century; Ghost stories, English
"You know, sir, and none better, that wives have got to obey. Richpin
wants to be took for a ghost, and we know that sort of ghost. Whenever
we hear there's a ghost, we always know there's going to be turkeys
missing."
"But there are real ghosts sometimes, surely?" said Mr. Batchel.
"No," said the policeman, "me and my wife have both looked, and there's
no such thing."
"Looked where?" enquired Mr. Batchel.
"In the 'Police Duty' Catechism. There's lunatics, and deserters, and
dead bodies, but no ghosts."
Mr. Batchel accepted this as final. He had devised a way of ridding
himself of all his company, and proceeded at once to carry it into
effect. The two had by this time reached the group of boys.
"These are all stone-throwers," said he, loudly.
There was a clatter of stones as they dropped from the hands of the
boys.
"These boys ought all to be in the club instead of roaming about here
damaging property. Will you take them there, and see them safely in? If
Richpin comes here, I will bring him to the station."
The policeman seemed well pleased with the suggestion. No doubt he had
overstated his confidence in the definition of the "Police Duty." Mr.
Batchel, on his part, knew the boys well enough to be assured that they
would keep the policeman occupied for the next half-hour, and as the
party moved slowly away, felt proud of his diplomacy.
There was no sign of any other person about the field gate, which he
climbed readily enough, and he was soon standing in the highest part of
the meadow and peering into the darkness on every side.
It was possible to see a distance of about thirty yards; beyond that
it was too dark to distinguish anything. Mr. Batchel designed a
zig-zag course about the meadow, which would allow of his examining
it systematically and as rapidly as possible, and along this course
he began to walk briskly, looking straight before him as he went, and
pausing to look well about him when he came to a turn. There were no
beasts in the meadow--their owners had taken the precaution of removing
them; their absence was, of course, of great advantage to Mr. Batchel.
In about ten minutes he had finished his zig-zag path and arrived at
the other corner of the meadow; he had seen nothing resembling a man.
He then retraced his steps, and examined the field again, but arrived
at his starting point, knowing no more than when he had left it. He
began to fear the return of the policeman as he faced the wind and set
upon a third journey.
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