The Stoneground Ghost Tales: Compiled from the recollections of the Reverend Roland Batchel, Vicar of the parish.Swain, E. G. (Edmund Gill)
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The Stoneground Ghost Tales: Compiled from the recollections of the Reverend Roland Batchel, Vicar of the parish.
Swain, E. G. (Edmund Gill)
English fiction -- 20th century; Ghost stories, English
Contemplation of this sort was, however, a luxury to be enjoyed in
something like moderation. Mr. Batchel soon laid down his lyric and
savagely began to add up columns of marks, by way of discipline; and
when he had totalled several pages of these, respect for his normal
self had returned with sufficient force to take him off to bed.
The matter of his dreams, or whether he dreamed at all, has not been
disclosed. He awoke, at any rate, in a calmer state of mind, and such
romantic thoughts as remained were effectually dispelled by the sight
of his own countenance when he began to shave. "Fancy you spouting
lyrics," he said, as he dabbed the brush upon his mouth, and by the
time he was ready for breakfast he pronounced himself cured.
The prosaic labours awaiting him in the study were soon forced upon his
notice, and for once he did not regret it. Amongst the letters lying
upon the breakfast table was one from the secretary who controlled the
system of examination. The form of the envelope was too familiar to
leave him in doubt as to what it contained. It was a letter which, to a
careful man like Mr. Batchel, seemed to have the nature of a reproof,
inasmuch as it probably asked for information which it had already
been his duty to furnish. The contents of the envelope, when he had
impatiently torn it open, answered to his expectation--he was formally
requested to supply the name and the marks of candidate No. 1004, and
he wondered, as he ate his breakfast, how he had omitted to return
them. He hunted out the paper of No. 1004 as soon as the meal was over.
The candidate proved to be one Lubrietta Bodria, of whom, of course,
he had never heard, and her answers had all been marked. He could not
understand why they should have been made the subject of enquiry.
He took her papers in his hand, and looked at them again as he stood
with his back to the fire, having lit the pipe which invariably
followed his breakfast, and then he discovered something much harder to
understand. The marks were not his own. In place of the usual sketchy
numerals, hardly decipherable to any but himself, he saw figures which
were carefully formed; and the marks assigned to the first answer, as
he saw it on the uppermost sheet, were higher than the maximum number
obtainable for that question.
Mr. Batchel laid down his pipe and seated himself at the table. He was
greatly puzzled. As he turned over the sheets of No. 1004 he found
all the other questions marked in like manner, and making a total of
half as much again as the highest possible number. "Who the dickens,"
he said, using a meaningless, but not uncommon expression, "has been
playing with this; and how came I to pass it over?" The need of the
moment, however, was to furnish the proper marks to the secretary at
Cambridge, and Mr. Batchel proceeded to read No. 1004 right through.
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