Sam gazed at the horrid, glittering little barrel and gasped. Well, he
never! To be threatened with murder when you’re doing your duty in your
employer’s private property! But, still, perhaps the man was mad. A man
must be more or less mad to go up in one of those crazy things. And
life was very sweet on that summer morning despite sixty-nine years. He
sat down among the swedes.
The aviator was so busy with his cranks and machinery that he hardly
deigned to pay him any attention except to keep the revolver handy.
He worked feverishly, and Sam sat watching him. At the end of ten
minutes he appeared to have solved his troubles with the machine,
but he still seemed very scared. He kept on glancing round and out
to sea. When his repairs were complete he straightened his back and
wiped the perspiration from his brow. He was apparently on the point
of springing back into the machine and going off when a sudden mood of
facetiousness, caused by relief from the strain he had endured, came to
him. He turned to old Sam and smiled, at the same time remarking:
“Well, old Grandfather, and now we shall be all right, isn’t it?”
He came close up to Sam, and then suddenly started back.
“_Gott!_” he cried, “Paul Jouperts!”
Bewildered, Sam gazed at him, and the madman started talking to him in
some foreign tongue. Sam shook his head.
“You no roight,” he remarked, “to come bargin’ through they swedes of
Mr. Hodge’s.”
And then the aviator behaved in a most peculiar manner. He came up and
examined Sam’s face very closely, and gave a sudden tug at his beard
and hair, as if to see whether they were real or false.
“What is your name, old man?” he said.
“Sam Gates.”
The aviator muttered some words that sounded something like “mare
vudish,” and then turned to his machine. He appeared to be dazed and
in a great state of doubt. He fumbled with some cranks, but kept
glancing at old Sam. At last he got into the car and strapped himself
in. Then he stopped, and sat there deep in thought. At last he suddenly
unstrapped himself and sprang out again and, approaching Sam, said very
deliberately:
“Old Grandfather, I shall require you to accompany me.”
Sam gasped.
“Eh?” he said. “What be talkin’ about? ’Company? I got these ’ere
loines o’ turnips--I be already behoind--” The disgusting little
revolver once more flashed before his eyes.
“There must be no discussion,” came the voice. “It is necessary that
you mount the seat of the car without delay. Otherwise I shoot you like
the dog you are. So!”
Old Sam was hale and hearty. He had no desire to die so ignominiously.
The pleasant smell of the Norfolk downland was in his nostrils;
his foot was on his native heath. He mounted the seat of the car,
contenting himself with a mutter:
“Well, that be a noice thing, I must say! Flyin’ about the country with
all they turnips on’y half thinned!”
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