“The idea came to me suddenly, Excellency,” replied the aviator, “and
you may consider it worthless. It is just this. The resemblance is so
amazing. Paul Jouperts has given us more valuable information than any
one at present in our service, and the English know that. There is an
award of five thousand francs on his head. Twice they have captured
him, and each time he escaped. All the company commanders and their
staff have his photograph. He is a serious thorn in their flesh.”
“Well?” replied the man with the medals.
The aviator whispered confidentially:
“Suppose, your Excellency, that they found the dead body of Paul
Jouperts?”
“Well?” replied the big man.
“My suggestion is this. To-morrow, as you know, the English are
attacking Hill 701, which for tactical reasons we have decided to
evacuate. If after the attack they find the dead body of Paul Jouperts
in, say, the second line, they will take no further trouble in the
matter. You know their lack of thoroughness. Pardon me, I was two years
at Oxford University. And consequently Paul Jouperts will be able to
prosecute his labors undisturbed.”
The man with the medals twirled his mustache and looked thoughtfully at
his colleague.
“Where is Paul at the moment?” he asked.
“He is acting as a gardener at the Convent of St. Eloise, at
Mailleton-en-haut, which, as you know, is one hundred meters from the
headquarters of the British central army staff.”
The man with the medals took two or three rapid turns up and down the
room, then he said:
“Your plan is excellent, Hausemann. The only point of difficulty is
that the attack started this morning.”
“This morning?” exclaimed the other.
“Yes; the English attacked unexpectedly at dawn. We have already
evacuated the first line. We shall evacuate the second line at
eleven-fifty. It is now ten-fifteen. There may be just time.”
He looked suddenly at old Sam in the way that a butcher might look at a
prize heifer at an agricultural show and remarked casually:
“Yes, it is a remarkable resemblance. It seems a pity not to--do
something with it.”
Then, speaking in German, he added:
“It is worth trying. And if it succeeds the higher authorities shall
hear of your lucky accident and inspiration, Herr Hausemann. Instruct
_Ober-lieutenant_ Schultz to send the old fool by two orderlies to
the east extremity of Trench 38. Keep him there till the order of
evacuation is given, then shoot him, but don’t disfigure him, and lay
him out face upward.”
The aviator saluted and withdrew, accompanied by his victim. Old Sam
had not understood the latter part of the conversation, and he did not
catch quite all that was said in English; but he felt that somehow
things were not becoming too promising, and it was time to assert
himself. So he remarked when they got outside:
“Now, look ’ee ’ere, Mister, when am I goin’ to get back to my turnips?”
And the aviator replied, with a pleasant smile:
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