United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
At that moment Mrs. Gwynn glanced up from the paper; she had been
reading an account of a recent spirited skirmish at the front.
"What is the difference between shrapnel and grape-shot?" she asked of
the company at large.
Baynell, the artillery expert, rejoiced to enlighten her. He turned in
his chair and promptly took the word from the others. Few experts can
answer any simple question categorically. Not only did he explain the
missiles in question, but also how they had happened to be what they
were, and the earlier stages of their development. He gave his views on
their relative value and the possibility of their future utility,--all
while Ashley, who now sat next him, as they had chanced to shift their
chairs when Mrs. Gwynn had entered, waited with quiet and polite
patience for him to draw. Baynell did this at haphazard at last, and
whether it was accident or Fate that the significant card was
practically thrust into his heedless hand by the mischievous Ashley, his
countenance fell at beholding the prognosis of single blessedness, so
palpably, so preposterously, that the jovial Ashley could not restrain
his bantering laughter. Baynell instantly presented the cards to him to
draw in turn, but either favored by luck or having acquired some
surreptitious unfair knowledge of the outer aspect of the card, Ashley
avoided the ill-omened pasteboard, and Baynell was at last left with the
single card in his hand, while his triumphant friend made the room
riotous with laughter, and the three "ladies" bent compassionate, tender
eyes upon him, as if they anticipated the conventional gush of tears.
They had grown very fond of him, and deeply felt the disaster that had
befallen him.
"Oh, Captain Baynell, never mind! never mind!" cried the inspirational
Adelaide. "_We'll_ marry you! _We'll_ marry you! You needn't be _so_
anxious!"
Once more Ashley's ringing merriment amazed the sympathetic "ladies."
Lucille cast a burning glance of reproof upon him. Then she held up
three fingers to Captain Baynell to intimate that three brides awaited
him.
"Ha! ha!" laughed Ashley. "Here's a settler for Utah, Judge. That's
evidently the place for this fellow 'when this cruel war is over'!"
Judge Roscoe smilingly watched the benignant, commiserating little
countenances.
Adelaide had gone around the table and was hanging on the arm of Captain
Baynell's chair as she proffered consolation.
"Colonel Ashley wouldn't think it so mighty funny if _he_ had the Old
Maid! But _don't_ mind, Captain. Why, _I_ know _Cousin Leonora_ would
marry you, if nobody else would,--she always does anything when nobody
else wants to."
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