Domestic fiction; Girls -- Conduct of life -- Juvenile fiction
Mabel arranged everything in good order for her chicken concoction, and
at last had only the mayonnaise to make. That occurred on the afternoon
of the party. Cuthbert and Harry and Mr. Maclean were all
about--supposed to be helping. May Turberville, Betty’s great friend,
and her brother Lance, a boy of fourteen, brought round various loans in
the way of cups and cream and sugar "things." The table in the
dining-room was laid for supper with a most dainty centre-piece decked
with roses and candelabra. Most of their labours being over, the
company retreated to the smoke-room, where "high jinks" were soon in
process. Lance capered about, balancing chairs on his nose, and doing
the wild things which only take place in a smoke-room.
In the midst of it appeared Mabel, wide-eyed and distressed, at the
door. The white apron of a few days ago was smeared with little
elongated drops of oily stuff. She held a fork wildly dripping in her
hand.
"Oh--oh, isn’t it awful," she cried, "the mayonnaise won’t may."
It was the last anxiety, and, in the matter of the pints of the Leighton
girls, quite the last straw. Just when they had begun to be confident
of their party, the real backbone of the thing had given out.
Dr. Harry removed a cigarette from his lips.
"Hey--what’s that?" he asked. "Mayonnaise--ripping! I knew an American
Johnnie who made it. Bring it here, and we’ll put it right."
Mabel spread her hands mutely. "In this atmosphere?" she asked.
Oh! They had soon the windows open. Harry insisted he could make
mayonnaise. "You don’t meet American men for nothing, let me tell you,"
he said. It was fun to see him supplied with plate, fork and bottles.
He looked at Mabel’s attempt at dressing.
"Good gracious!" he said, "where’s the egg?"
Mabel turned rather faint. "I put in the white," said she.
Dr. Harry roared. Then he explained carefully and kindly.
"Mayonnaise is an interesting affair--apart from the joys of eating it.
A chemical action takes place between the yoke of an egg and the oil and
vinegar. You could hardly expect the white to play up."
"It was Cook," exclaimed Mabel. "She said something about yokes for a
custard and whites for--for----"
"Meringues, you donkey," said Jean.
Dr. Harry made the mayonnaise.
Lance Turberville cut the most shameful capers throughout. He decorated
Harry with paper aprons and the cap of a chef, and stuck his eyeglass in
the wrong eye while Harry worked patiently with a fork in semicircles.
He was sent off with Betty and May, only to reappear later dressed out
as a maid-servant. Nobody except Dr. Harry could take the mayonnaise
seriously while Lance was about. At that moment the outdoor bell rang.
With the inspiration born of mischief, and before any one could stop
him, Lance rushed off and opened it.
Three ladies stood on the doorstep.
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