The Story of a Country TownHowe, E. W. (Edgar Watson)
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The Story of a Country Town
Howe, E. W. (Edgar Watson)
Frontier and pioneer life -- Kansas -- Fiction
Under other circumstances I should have laughed, but Jo was so serious
that I did not think of it.
“They asked me to sing; simply to be polite, I am now certain. Your
mother did not say for me not to, so I stumbled over to the melodeon,
and sang nine verses of the ‘Glorious Eighth of April’ in a voice so
loud that the windows rattled. They were all blushing for me, but I
never once suspected it. I had heard your father sing the same song a
hundred times, and I supposed it was all right. ‘Is that all?’ they
asked when I had finished. I regretted that it was, thinking they were
entertained, and I came very near singing it all over again. I told
Barker about it, and he gave me lessons in propriety an entire
afternoon. I felt coming home that I had in some way committed an
indiscretion, but I could not tell exactly what it was until Barker
pointed it out. He suggested that I write an apology, and as I have it
here, I will read it, if you care to listen.”
He took from his pocket a neatly written note, and after I had signified
an anxiety to know its contents, he read:--
“MISS SHEPHERD,--I feel that my remarkable conduct at your house a
few weeks ago needs an explanation, and I write this to confess
candidly that it was caused by my ignorance, and should not be
regarded as a lack of respect to you or your father and mother.
“It is because I have lived in the backwoods all my life, and
because no one ever took sufficient interest in me to say that I
should have removed my cap from my head, but if I am forgiven, and
allowed to visit you again, I will be careful that there is no
repetition of the offence. With reference to the tiresome song I
sang, I have only the same plea; I did not know any better. I know
now that I cannot sing; I can only bellow. When I tell you that the
noise I made is regarded as music in Fairview, you will realize
more vividly than I can tell you that the community where I have
grown up is not cultured. I am distressed that I acted as I did,
and hope you will accept this humble apology. Please express my
regrets to your father and mother, and regard this note as in
confidence.
“Very truly yours,
JO ERRING.”
After folding the note carefully, and putting it back in the envelope
from which he had taken it, he inquired:--
“What do you think of it?”
Knowing Barker had suggested it, and probably dictated the words, I said
it was neat and appropriate, and the best thing that could be done under
the circumstances, for I had no opinion of my own on the delicate
question.
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