The Story of a Doctor's Telephone—Told by His Wife — John Shaqi
The Story of a Doctor's Telephone—Told by His WifeFirebaugh, Ellen M.
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The Story of a Doctor's Telephone—Told by His Wife
Firebaugh, Ellen M.
Physicians -- Anecdotes; Wit and humor
"Do you know what it is, or where it's from?"
"I asked the operator and he says it's from Mr. Slocum, who is in
Cincinnati. He telegraphed the doctor to go and see his wife who is
sick."
"Well, take it over to Dr. Brown's office and ask him to go and see
her."
About half an hour later the thought of the telegram came into her mind.
"I wonder if he found Dr. Brown in. I'd better find out."
She rang the office. "Did you find Dr. Brown in?"
"Yes, he was there."
"And you gave the message to him?"
"Yes, he took it."
"I hope he went right down?"
"No, he said he wouldn't go."
"Wouldn't go!" exclaimed Mary, much astonished.
"He said he knew Slocum and he was in all probability drunk when he sent
the message."
"Why, what a queer conclusion to arrive at. The doctor may be right but
I think we ought to know."
"I called up their house after I came back from Dr. Brown's office, but
nobody answered. So she can't be very sick or she'd be at home."
Mary put up the receiver hesitatingly. She was not satisfied about this
matter. She went about her work, but her thoughts were on the message
and the sick wife. Suddenly she thought of something--the Slocum
children were in school. The mother had not been able to get to the
'phone to answer it. The thought of her lying there alone and helpless
was too much. Mary went swiftly to the telephone and called the office.
"Johnson, you have to pass Mrs. Slocum's on your way to dinner. I think
she may have been too ill to go to the 'phone. Please stop and find out
something definite."
"All right."
"And let me know as soon as you can. If she isn't sick don't tell her
anything about the telegram. Think up some excuse as you go along for
coming in, in case all is well."
In about twenty minutes the expected summons came.
"Well, I stopped, Mrs. Blank."
"What did you find?"
"Well, I found a hatchet close to Slocum's gate."
"How lucky!"
"I took it in to ask if it was theirs."
"Was it?"
"No, it wasn't."
"Who told you so?"
"Mrs. Slocum, herself, and she's about the healthiest looking invalid
I've seen lately."
"I'm much relieved. Thank you, Johnson." And as she left the 'phone she
meditated within herself, "Verily, the tender thoughtfulness of the
husband drunk exceedeth that of the husband sober."
When night came and Mary was preparing for bed she thought, "It will be
very unpleasant to be called up only to tell people the doctor is not
here." She rose, went to the 'phone and called central.
"This is Mrs. Blank, central. If anyone should want the doctor tonight,
or for the next two nights, please say he is out of town and will not be
home until Saturday."
Then with a delicious sense of freedom she went to bed and slept as
sweetly as in the long-ago when the telephone was a thing undreamed of.
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