The Story of a Doctor's Telephone—Told by His WifeFirebaugh, Ellen M.
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The Story of a Doctor's Telephone—Told by His Wife
Firebaugh, Ellen M.
Physicians -- Anecdotes; Wit and humor
"All right. I haven't got time to be bothered with you anyway. The sick
people take my time."
In a few minutes the 'phone rang again.
"Dr. Blank, can you come over to the Woolson Hotel?"
"Right away?"
"Yes, if you can. There's a case here I've treated a little that I'm not
satisfied about."
"All right, Doctor, I'll be there in a few minutes."
When he reached the hotel and had examined the patient he said, "He has
smallpox."
"I began to suspect that."
"Not a bit of doubt of it."
"The hotel is full of people--I'm afraid there'll be a panic."
"We must get him out of here. We'll have to improvise a pest-house at
once. I'll go and see about it."
That evening about an hour after supper the doctor's daughter came
hurriedly into the room where her mother was sitting.
"Mother," she exclaimed, "there's an awful lot of people in the office,
a regular mob and they're as mad as fury."
"What about?" exclaimed her mother, startled.
"They're mad at father for putting the tent for a smallpox patient down
in their neighborhood."
"Is he in the office now?"
"He was there when I first went in but he isn't there just now. Father
wasn't a bit disturbed, but I am. I got out of there. The mayor went
into the office just as I came out."
Uneasy, in spite of herself, Mary waited her husband's return. Ten
o'clock, and he had not come. She went to the 'phone and called the
office. The office man answered.
"Where is the doctor?"
"He was in here a few minutes ago, but there's a big fuss down at the
smallpox tent and I think he's gone down there."
Mary rang off and with nervous haste called the mayor's residence.
"Is this Mr. Felton?"
"Yes."
"This is Mrs. Blank. I am very uneasy about the doctor, Mr. Felton. I
hear he has just started down to the smallpox tent. Won't you please see
that someone goes down at once?"
"Yes, Mrs. Blank. I came from there a little while ago but they're mad
at the doctor and I'll go right back. I'm not going to bed until I know
everything's quieted down."
"And you'll take others with you?" she pleaded, but the mayor was gone.
Again she waited in great anxiety. The tent was too far away for her to
go out into the night in search of him.
Between eleven and twelve o'clock she heard footsteps. She rose and went
to the door. Almost she expected to see her husband brought home on a
stretcher. But there he came, walking with buoyant step. When he came in
he kissed his anxious wife and then broke into a laugh.
"My! how good that sounds! I heard of the mob and have been frightened
out of my wits."
"They've quieted down now. There wasn't a bit of sense in what they
did."
"Well, I don't know that one can really blame them for not wanting
smallpox brought into the neighborhood. Couldn't you have taken the tent
farther out?"
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