Fortunately for me, he cares no more for politics than I do, and thus
saves me from the necessity of studying and mastering that shifting
quicksand against which beat the tides of men, ebbing as private greed
obtains the mastery, and flowing in those curious revulsions of
selfishly altruistic public spirit called patriotism. Except for this
subject his taste is catholic, and his foible is to pose as omniscient.
“I wish new subjects,—something, if possible, that intellectual people
do not know about,”—is his constant command; and nothing delights him
more than an editorial on a subject of which he has never heard.
Speaking only his mother tongue, he has an inordinate desire for
foreign words, and will observe, “A quotation in another language gives
an editorial page an air of culture which I desire my paper to have.”
Our composing-room, I imagine, is the only one in New York which has
Greek type, and if I gave him the smallest encouragement he would buy
fonts of Sanskrit and Hebrew characters. He always makes me teach him
how to pronounce the sentences, catching them with a wonderful
parrot-like facility. Usually he carries clippings of the last half
dozen editorials with him, and his delight is to make an opportunity to
read one aloud, prefaced by the announcement that he is the writer.
Sometimes, indeed, he cannot contain his pleasure over the articles
till their appearance in type, and I repeatedly hear him request a
visitor, “If you have ten minutes to spare, let me read you this
editorial I have just written for to-morrow’s issue.”
At first, in spite of Mr. Blodgett’s explanation, I thought this real
dishonesty, and despised not merely him, but myself as well for aiding
in such trickery. As I grow to know him better, however, I find he is
not cozening the public so much as imposing on himself. The man has a
fervent and untrained imagination, which has never, in the
practicalities of oil, had a safety-valve. As a result, it has rioted
in dreams of which he is the hero, until it has brought him to the
point of thinking his wildest fancies quite possible realities. His
self-faith is so great that his imagination sets no limit to his
powers, and thus he can believe everything of himself. I have heard him
tell what he would do under given circumstances, and, with my knowledge
of him, I know he is conceiving himself to be actually doing what he
describes. Thus, in a smaller sense, he really imagines that he writes
the editorials, and he even reads them to Mr. Blodgett, apparently
unconscious that there can be the slightest question of authorship in
the latter’s mind.
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