The story of Don Miff : $b as told by his friend John Bouche Whacker: a symphony of life — John Shaqi
The story of Don Miff : $b as told by his friend John Bouche Whacker: a symphony of lifeDabney, Virginius
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The story of Don Miff : $b as told by his friend John Bouche Whacker: a symphony of life
Dabney, Virginius
Richmond (Va.) -- Fiction; United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
He, with seventeen of his companions, had been captured, and had been
made, according to the custom of those rude days, to straddle a large
log, one behind the other, with their hands tied behind their backs. Up
came, then, the victor, Jarl Hakon (after a leisurely breakfast of pork
chops), to strike off their heads. This, to us, seems unkind; but having
one’s head chopped off was such a matter of course in those days that no
one ever thought for an instant of minding it in the least. Give and
take was the way they looked at it.
But brave as these men were in the presence of the headsman, they
shuddered at the very thought of a barber. They gloried in their long
hair. To lose their heads was an incident of war; to lose their locks a
disgrace which followed them even into the next world. According to a
superstition of theirs, a Sea-Cavalier who lost his curls just before
parting with his head was doomed to be a Roundhead ghost and a
laughing-stock throughout eternity.
Up strode the fierce headsman, Tharkell Leire, and bade the captive
Viking lean forward and lay his golden hair upon the log. He obeyed, but
held his calm, sky-blue eye upon the glittering axe, and, quick as a
flash, as it descended, covered his fair curls with his fairer neck. And
when his seventeen comrades, who sat there waiting their turn, saw how
their wily captain had outwitted their enemy, and how he raged thereat,
they roared with Sea-King laughter.
27.
III.—THE BOUCHES.
Every school-boy knows what the Edict of Nantes was; but philosophers
differ as to what was the effect of its revocation upon the fortunes of
France. For us it is enough to know that Louis XIV., by recalling it,
drove to Virginia our ancestor John Bouche, whose daughter, Elizabeth,
completely captivated my great etc. grandfather, Tom Whacker, by her
pretty French accent and trim French figure. She was good and wise, too;
but the rascal never found that out till after he married her. It must
be owing to the Danichester strain, I suppose, that the Whackers, so
sensible in many ways, have always sought grace and beauty in their
wives, rather than piety and learning; and I suppose I shall be no wiser
than my fathers when my time comes.
This Huguenot cross gave the old Whacker stock a twist towards theology.
Two of the sons of Thomas and Elizabeth took orders, much to the
surprise of their father, who used to say that _Reverend Whacker_ had a
queer sound to his ear. So prepotent, in fact, has the Huguenot strain
become, that a Whacker is no longer a Whacker. In the old days our eyes
were as blue as the sky; now they are as black as sloes. Once we were
reserved and silent; now—but enough. As for myself, it has often seemed
to me that I was all Bouche,—Bouche _et præterea nihil_,—as the
ancient Romans put it in their compact way.
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