The story of Don Miff : $b as told by his friend John Bouche Whacker: a symphony of lifeDabney, Virginius
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The story of Don Miff : $b as told by his friend John Bouche Whacker: a symphony of life
Dabney, Virginius
Richmond (Va.) -- Fiction; United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
“‘That’s true! Would you mind if I lit a cigar? Thanks!’ And, opening
my parasol, he struck a light behind it, and began puffing away, with
his head thrown back, and nursing his knee, as before; the picture of
serene contentment. His face was calm as the placid little lake of which
I spoke just now, and he looked as though, the absorbing question in his
mind being set at rest, he was at my service, to be amused and
entertained.
“‘A man of your wide experience, Mr. Don,’ said I, beginning the
skirmishing, ‘must have remarked the fact that girls will talk.’
“‘True, very true!’ And with dreamy, half-smiling, uplifted eyes, he
thrust his cigar into the other corner of his mouth, as though by
anticipation he rolled under his tongue some morsel of my nonsense. ‘Go
on, laughter-compelling siren!’
“‘Again, you cannot fail to have observed that girls, being wound up to
talk, by nature, must needs talk about one another or—the rest of
mankind. As we are not philosophers, could it be otherwise?’
“‘Impossible!’ said he, rocking gently to and fro. ‘Proceed,
enchantress!’
“‘Well, you being included among the rest of mankind—’
“‘You have occasionally honored me? And what did you say about me?’
“‘With one accord, that you were in love!’
“‘You have already entrapped me into a confession on that point.
Chaunt, Circe!’
“‘But the accord ends there; we are not unanimous as to the charmer’s
name.’
“‘Not unanimous? I don’t understand.’
“‘Well, we female doctors are agreed as to the disease, but differ as
to its cause. The majority of the Faculty at Elmington assign, as the
source of your trouble, Mary’s soulful eyes; but one or two, even of us,
and most of the neighboring physicians, urge another name; while one or
two, with the frankness so common among doctors, admit that they do not
know what is the matter with you.’
“‘You surprise me! I had gathered from what you said but a moment ago,
that the symptoms in my case were so pronounced as not even to require a
formal diagnosis.’
“‘But doctors will differ, and when they do—’
“‘The patient must decide. Well, I have done so. But—to drop your
metaphor—I cannot conceive what you mean by suggesting that I have the
credit of adoring two or more young persons?’
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