The story of Don Miff : $b as told by his friend John Bouche Whacker: a symphony of lifeDabney, Virginius
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The story of Don Miff : $b as told by his friend John Bouche Whacker: a symphony of life
Dabney, Virginius
Richmond (Va.) -- Fiction; United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
“You may recall, Jack, that the Silent Tomb was equally perplexed on the
same point, and that when I asked him ‘Mary or Lucy?’ he amazed our
whole circle by bursting into a laugh. Then the wretch, in repeating the
names after me, so carefully abstained from placing the accent of
astonishment on either, that not even a professional piano-tuner could
have detected any difference in the sounds—oh, the artesian well! I
remembered this. The Don had expressed no surprise when I named Mary
Rolfe; probably, then, it was the mention of Lucy that had amazed the S.
T. It flashed across my female mind, in the tenth part of a second, how
singularly Mr. Frobisher had acted, after the first flush of
astonishment was over,—how he pursed up his brow, gazed far away, in
fact, mooned around in the most absurd fashion, instead of telling me
all about it at once. Would the Don, too, laugh, when I mentioned Lucy’s
name?
“‘We do you that honor, at any rate,’ said I.
“‘We? Who are we? Which of you belong to the Rolfe faction, and which
to—you have not mentioned the name of the other dear charmer?’
“‘Well, so and so are for Mary, and so and so for the other.’
“‘Her name? But one moment,—Miss Rolfe herself—you failed to place
_her_. Would it be a breach of confidence to do so?’
“‘She has not taken me into her confidence; therefore I have the right
to make what surmises I choose. I place her between the two. She does
not know what to think.’
“Again he snapped his head backwards, as though he said that he would
settle that shortly. Tranquillized, he relit his cigar, which had gone
out, and again lolled back; and cocking up his cigar in the corner of
his mouth, asked. ‘And the other?’
“‘Guess,’ said I.
“Dropping his chin on his breast, with a quiet smile, he pretended to
reflect for a moment. ‘I am afraid I shall have to give it up. Oh, how
dull I have been! How intolerably stupid!’ And placing his hand on his
heart, he made me a low bow; then throwing back his head, with a merry
laugh, ‘Capital, capital!’ he ejaculated.
“‘No,’ said I, ‘her name is not Alice. Guess again.’
“A flash of surprise followed by a look of rising curiosity. ‘Really,
you perplex me!’
“‘You cannot recall any of the girls except Mary, in whom you have
shown marked interest?’—he shook his head—‘an ever increasing
interest?’ ‘An ever increasing interest?’ repeated he, opening his eyes
wide upon me; then, looking upon the ground, he appeared to reflect.
‘Not Miss Kitty? No? Nor Miss Jennie? Not Miss Jennie either! Upon my
word! But you _seem_ serious; are you really?’
“‘I am. You cannot think of any girl whom you have visited again and
again, of late?’
“‘_Visited!_’ exclaimed he. ‘Why, then she is not one of our Elmington
guests!’
“I fixed my eyes upon him, and saw nothing, though I had always thought
him as transparent as glass. It was my turn now to be bewildered.
‘What!’ I exclaimed, ‘can’t you guess, _now_, to whom I allude?’
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