The story of Don Miff : $b as told by his friend John Bouche Whacker: a symphony of lifeDabney, Virginius
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The story of Don Miff : $b as told by his friend John Bouche Whacker: a symphony of life
Dabney, Virginius
Richmond (Va.) -- Fiction; United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
As though one bade the birds cease singing. And Virginia bowed her head
and obeyed.
We had our youthful sinners, of course, who wickedly refused to be
content with Blind Man’s Buff and Who’s Got the Thimble? (just as His
Holiness is bothered with his heretics). The Pope, however, wisely
remembering that this is the nineteenth century, would probably leave it
to the astronomers to say whether the earth revolves around its axis;
but as to the exclusively physiological question whether it were
injurious to dance a Virginia reel, no Virginian of those days ever
dreamed of consulting his family physician.
Am I beyond the mark, reader, when I say that the papal infallibility
pales in presence of the parsonic?
Can you wonder, then, that our poor little Mary was pale as ashes as she
hurried home that day?
Her mother walked beside her in silence. That was bitter; for during
these two months past Mrs. Rolfe had been more and more won over to the
side of the Don by what she had heard, not only from Mrs. Carter and
Alice, but from several of her acquaintance who had met him in Leicester
during the winter; and the aggregate of her favorable impressions had
been greatly strengthened by a little incident that had recently come to
her ears.
It appears that Mrs. Poythress had been greatly interested in having a
new roof and other repairs put upon the old church, and had succeeded in
raising the whole amount, with the exception of eighty dollars. Now, one
Sunday, as she was coming out of church with the congregation, a negro
man, taking off his hat, handed her a small parcel, saying, “I were
inquested to han’ you dis, ma’am,” and immediately bowed himself around
the corner of the building and disappeared. When this was opened it was
found to contain five twenty-dollar gold-pieces and a strip of paper on
which was written the word _roof_ in a disguised hand. The incident made
some stir, as such things will, in a country neighborhood. Who was this,
who was hiding from his left hand what his right hand did? The negro was
hunted down by amateur female detectives, and proved to be none other
than our friend Sam (who, it will be remembered, caught Charley and
Alice at their love-making in the Argo). But nothing could be gotten out
of honest Sam. “I was not to name no names,”—that was all he would say
(adding thereunto, in the Elmington kitchen that night, that eff a
five-dollar note wouldn’t shet a nigger mouf, twan’t no use to wase
stickin’-plaster on him).
It was never discovered who had contributed the hundred dollars, but it
was generally believed that it was the Don. As for Mrs. Rolfe, she never
doubted for one moment that it was he, basing, too, upon this
conclusion, half a dozen inferences, all favorable to the young
man,—first, that his not going to church was a transient eccentricity;
secondly, that he was a man of means; and, thirdly, that he was
freehanded with the said means, etc., etc., etc.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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