The story of Don Miff : $b as told by his friend John Bouche Whacker: a symphony of lifeDabney, Virginius
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The story of Don Miff : $b as told by his friend John Bouche Whacker: a symphony of life
Dabney, Virginius
Richmond (Va.) -- Fiction; United States -- History -- Civil War, 1861-1865 -- Fiction
All nature is one. Remove the plug from a basin and see how the water,
instead of pouring straight out in a business-like way, spins round and
round, just as though it knew you were late for breakfast. Behold, too,
the planets in their courses. And as in a tornado, which whirls along
through field and forest, across mountain-chain and valley, around its
advancing storm-centre, so in one of those lesser atmospheric
disturbances set up by the conversation, or rather
_contemporaneousversation_, of three or four girls just met (impossible
though it be, in the present state of our knowledge, to determine in
advance the precise location of their area of lowest barometric
pressure), it is clear, even to the eye, that the movement of the girls
themselves is cyclonic. And, further, just as, in a storm, the area of
highest barometer is found to be occupied by a more or less tranquil
atmosphere, so you shall find that the centre of a
contemporancousversation always moves forward around a listener,—some
weakling of a girl, with a bronchitis, perhaps, or, in rare cases, a
stammerer. And again, just as a body of air, itself capable of levelling
houses and uprooting trees, may be forced into quiescence by its
environment of storm, so may a really worthy girl, not otherwise
inferior, be reduced to silence by despair.
This, in fact, was the case with Lucy in the present instance. As the
lovely human cyclone, whose outward sign was a world of fluttering
ribbons and waving flounces, came whirling up the steps, through the
hall, and into the parlor, it was obvious that she was the pivot around
which it revolved.
In plain English, she found it impossible to get in a word.
It appears that Mary had seen, from her window, the Unknown, and watched
his strange performances till he was gone. She had not seen us at our
window, and tripping across the street to tell her dear Alice what a
singular man she had seen sitting on her carriage-block, and talking
with Laura, she had found that Alice had seen and heard more than she.
And so, with that instinctive dread of loss of time so characteristic of
the sex, they both, when they met on the sidewalk, began talking at
once. They began talking to each other; but soon, their words, in
obedience to that law of which Mr. Herbert Spencer makes so much (that
moving bodies always follow the line of least resistance), began flowing
into Lucy’s ears. Not that Mary took possession of one ear, Alice of the
other. Rather did they, in obedience to law, revolve around her, as the
earth around the sun, the moon round the earth, water round its exit,
pouring their tidings into either organ with impartial eagerness.
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The story of Don Miff : $b as told by his friend John Bouche Whacker: a symphony of life — John Shaqi
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